☯ — waiting for the punchline ✗
even after more than a year of working at the grotto, there’s much his coworkers don’t know about him. weijun knows more than anyone else, and seungwoo likes to believe he’s on the higher end of the totem pole off people that know things about weijun, too. yuyan knows enough, but that’s all, and it still ultimately amounts to little.
they know he’s a hitman, and as such, that he can defend himself, but the extent is a mystery, and seungwoo, always with a flair for the dramatic in recent times, is more than happy to finally show it off. yuyan is the one in the grotto most worthy of witnessing his hidden wushu skills, and really, seungwoo knows he’s not worthy to show her. he doesn’t just call her shimu because he calls weijun shifu, and it’s a dig at them acting like a married couple, but because he knows he has much to learn from her. he’s eager to, even if it goes against his carefree image. he would admit it, too.
yuyan agreed to go to the gym with him before work after enough jokes about wanting her to fight him, so here they are, at seungwoo’s place of choice. he’s interested in seeing her workout routine too, and how it differs from his own, if at all. he works out to maintain his physique, of course, since that’s a job requirement, but he tries to make sure his wushu skills aren’t too rusty, too.
first thing’s first, though: “alright, shimu. fuck me up,” and he says it with the widest, mishevious smile.
☯ —— @yuyanxmi










