Apr 17, 2015
I am so fucking ready for a party tonight, you have no idea.
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I am so fucking ready for a party tonight, you have no idea.
So its pretty bad that I don't really recognize you. I am also pretty drunk right now but I’m Jacob.
Fun fact -- one time in sophomore year I hadn’t answered my parents calls or texts in two weeks so they flew out here to check if I was alive.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
“Do I look like a monkey when I do this? I feel like I do.”
Text: Anyone
Eric: so if I told you I ate your food, scale of 1-10, how mad would you be?
text ✉ open
Tiffany: hey
Tiffany: let's hang out, i need friends
Continuing on with the saga of what Lance found in the basement -- I’ve now found a throne which contributes to the fact that I’m now declaring myself as King Delta Psi.