#z.chat.writing

[boyslit]

is it weird to wait until i have two drafts to post them at the same time so i don't have the Nazi number on my ao3? 😭 guess it don't matter, i already got two in the chute and they'll get posted together

get ready for shucker prejac and triad altar sex 😈

[boyslit-moving]

stumbles out of Ellipsus web page covered in kiss marks and holding the writing staff of ultimate power, looking bewildered and delighted

have u guys seen this shit?!

also the page that lets you compare a draft against your 'main' document @-@ wowwee

[boyslit]

hmmm so i started writing a little bit of stuff about triad before we got like actual info on them but i think it might be fun to explore 'triad travels by helminth to 1999 instead of whenever the fuck, sanctum anatomica post-orokin-extinction-event year XYZ'

like. helminth pukes them up in the sewer maybe? or a dilapidated building. marie dusts herself off, and wonders aloud if they've actually travelled anywhere bc this is as dismal as the gaulle they left

they're attacked by scaldra, who radio in new threats of 'those freaks but different' and roathe wrings info about the hex out of a captured soldier

lyon constantly swinging the thurible about incense using style bc sacre bleu this place smells worse than animal stables and he can feel the migraine lurking

roathe causing insta-aggro in the drifter and the hex having to be like. down drifter. chill out a sec. those are church people. and one of the blue man group?

and then later when everybody's sorted things out they can still travel by helminth to the sanctum where loid's at but lettie might appreciate wisp's vitality motes in the clinic meanwhile

[boyslit]

SHARKDREAMS AO3 UPDATE

Everyone can say "thank you 🖕" to our guest scammer for making me lock all my stories again. Yup, each and every one!

Got an enthusiastic comment on a very old Dragon Nest fic and I was delighted to see anyone reading it.... but then that stock phrase appeared: "collaborating on some art pieces based on your story". Bam. That's those scraper-scammers wanting me to move communication off site. 🙄

So. Go request an invite to AO3 if you haven't yet, because if you want to read anything I post there you're going to need to log in. You should get an account anyway for fun and non-profit because a lot of writers have been trying to guard their works and their hearts from people who are (ironically) not engaging with the spirit of collaboration in their hearts. You may find a treasure trove of fics you couldn't see before.

Receipts under the cut bc it's long and i don't wanna look at it if i scroll past it u know

[boyslit]

ohhhhhhh goddd......

au where drifter doesn't get void powers, but gets rescued bc sibling threatens the rescuers with being turned into red mist if they leave drifter behind.....

two possibilities: lord ballsack decides to do some interesting(horrible) siblings based experiments but unfortunately has to wait for drifter to grow up. meanwhile trains them as a Dax and Sibling goes into the Warframe program bc they can do Transference. once drifter is adult size and well trained..... they get introduced to the helminth strain without sibling's knowledge. sibling only finds out when they're reassigned to drifter... who is now a Warframe 😭😭😭

other possibility i forgot bc my brain got too deep into the angst lol give me a little bit, itll come back to me

[boyslit]

corpus are such prudes, look at this. how am i supposed to undress this for monsterfucking fun?

[boyslit]

just tried to watch how they do a testosterone pellet implant for fic research and oh lord nuh uh no no no you guys are braver than anything i gotta go pass out and pass away 😵‍💫💀

spacefuture will have extra slim medicine pellets and auto injectors for all long term implanted meds and no more thinking about it :3

[boyslit-moving]

ok ive had the samparkle heist objective worked out for a while - stealing a curio from a rich dude's vault while they've invited themselves to his large house party.

but ive been trying to rotate sparkle's design/persona she's designed for herself for a bit and i honestly keep landing on masc-dressing butch lesbian (to complement sampo's big titted bimbo femme) and for some godforsaken reason she's also wearing a false moustache

like it's hysterical but i don't think i'd be able to make it work

unless sampo also knows it's not going to work and rips it off of her face in desperation in the garden in front of the mansion before they go in and sparkle spends a few minutes holding her face and howling in pain into the shrubbery 😂