#zach twomp

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OMG HI ZACH!!! I LOVE YOU!!! HERE HAVE A VALENTINE HEART ❤️❤️❤️

♥️: That’s three of them!

♥️: *Grabs them and puts them in his pockets (which are probably filled with other valentines things and/or random things he finds, like some cool rock or a leaf he found)*

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Welcome one and all to @uselesssnek’s impulse ask blog! Here’s how it works and what it is:

This is a twomp based ask blog, and I probably won’t do that good of a job staying in character sometimes so my excuse is autism Au or something.

👁️: Argos is speaking

🌸: Mr Plant is speaking

🌿: Mr Flower is speaking

🐍: Out of character(s)

————Update characters!————

🧩: Mark is speaking!

❕: Oliver is speaking!

❓: Adam is silent. But he’s doing something.

🏠: The house guy, Mr Plant’s prior boss. His name is Greg.

🌹: Thorn is speaking! Thorn is @voidbeau’s oc, I just yoinked him and turned him autistic (https://www.tumblr.com/voidbeau/735221939065503744/depression-and-anxiety-have-been-kicking-my-ass)

🥩: Aller is speaking! Aller is by @ang31ey3s-d3mons3edz Y’know the guy from the self ship they got also YEAH MORE OCS IN HERE.

♥️: Zach, the heart guy who got decapitated that one time. Yeah he’s alive again, and speaking!

💀: Any dead character

Asking rules are quite simple. There is none. You can ask anything, and I WILL respond. You could say the most vile thing and I’ll still make Argos cry over it. (This may come back to bite me in the ass later.)

Ask is always open :D

also if you ask about a character I didn’t add, I’ll add them.

OH YEAH AND UHH MR PLANT AND MR FLOWER CAN SPEAK BTW.

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hello my name is mike hockburns and im here to collect all your censuses

🌸: Mike hockburns?

👁️: Mr Plant, you don’t have a cock.

🌸: what I was just saying his name-

👁️: no.

🌿: Wait, Mike hockburns?

👁️: You don’t have one either!

🌿: huh-

❕: Dang man. You wanna go to CVS to fix that?

❓: *Silent laughter*

🏠: … Same.

🥩: Oh, just like, grab it and go like *grabs a banana and tears it in half*

🥩: That usually fixes it.

🌹: I can’t give any advice, I don’t got one. Being a flower man and all.

♥️: … me too!

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ZACH WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABT MY NEW INTEREST???

♥️: YES!

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Here you go *hands Zach weed*

♥️: *eats it like when you eat a lettuce leaf, like munching on it*

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d'you wish tour vajEena was a Peengis or your Geegnis is VaGenGai. want Big Boober or titty explode of fuck. introducing h.r.t. destosteroast. estrager. whendysphoriain't forya.

(im praying that you've seen this)

❤️: I wouldn’t mind that! But you know who would really like that? Some egg. Idk. AHHH HEHEHE EGG HAAHAHAHA!!!

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I regret this but my friends triple dog dared me.

Who's a top/bottom/switch?

Again I'm really sorry.

(🐍: Fuck. Like @$&! Or something.)

👁️: ace.

🌸: ace.

🌿: uhm. Uh… bottom.

🧩: I’m a minor.

❕: have you seen me??? You should know where I go.

❓: *shakes his head*

🏠: Uh. Well tbh I’ve never had anything even close to that level.

🌹: Hah. Top.

🥩: switcheroo. The turntables often.

♥️: ANYWHERE!!!

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So Zach, ya in?

♥️: YES! I don’t ever had drugs thou.