#zach-posts

[hoodiedeer]

sketch for @zach-posts!

[beetle-archive]

🎁?

[eggceereal]

i've always just associated you with cereal, i see u on my dash and i'm like "oh that's the cereal one"

i am part of a balanced breakfast!!!

[partizanne]

Meta is illiterate and has Bandanna Dee read anything more complicated than picture books to him. He would've asked Dedede but he can't read either

[eggceereal]

"i respect them i just don't agree with their lifestyle" just say you're homophobic and go, maybe you'll find your brain out there

BRO RIGHT???? jfdjgdjfgk the class turned out a lot better then i thought it would but theres just.... like.... some people there im like please gain some brain cells.... look up studies if you dont believe theres an inequality in pay..... c’mon man...

[partizanne]

Hyness has the best nose.

hyness sucks

i mean ...... its impossible to tell how beat he was . plus im putting on my own headcanons with hyness speech about stopping a galactic crisis and how it was prolly gk getting sealed but what was the crisis that started gk’s insealment you ask ?

tax fraud

[partizanne]

who knows if hes even smug we dont know shit my dude !!!!!!!!!!!

[partizanne]

Today may be annoy Squidward day but every day is annoy Hyness day

i didnt know it was annoy squidward day but i mean ... im bout to fight hyness with my own two fists

its okay , i know , galactas tax evasion is not commonly known . see , in the early days nintendo tried to make an example out of gk by sealing him to keep others from evading taxes ( obviously this didnt work ... yoshi ) but this backfired extremely because since gk was literally unable to do anything for however long he was in the crystal , he could not file his taxes . reports have been claimed that even after he had broken free , he still evades taxes to this very day ........