“One time, a giant terror bird bit my arse. It came close. It breathed on my arse. Did you actually want to know this?”

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“One time, a giant terror bird bit my arse. It came close. It breathed on my arse. Did you actually want to know this?”
◇║ STARTER CALL: zachitude.
he groans, standing under the shade of an umbrella while looking though every detail of the paper map. this was BEYOND frustrating. cam has been walking around through this over-crowded dinosaur themed park for hours and he just hasn’t found the spinosaurus. maybe they didn’t even have one .. which would make sense. it existed during the cretaceous period and this was jurassic park world.
& zachitude
“ I'm pretty sure that soon enough your fan club will be big enough that they will sell T-SHIRTS around the park. The amount of times I have heard comments about how unbelievably good my niece is and how she FIXES the unfixable is rather staggering. ”
zachitude liked for a starter!
“Don’t get so bummed. Chicks-- dudes? People dig scars. This’ll be a great story.”