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Alex about Frenchie:
I want to apologize for starting stuff the other day, but at the same time… I don’t know, maybe this is part of the problem? I feel like he just, doesn’t listen to me anymore… Not as bad as DC or some of the others, but still pretty…
He’s going through a lot, I shouldn’t snap at him or judge him for that. It’s certainly not the way to try and earn him back, if that’s even possible…
Zack about Frenchie:
Gay. …
Fuck shit. I don’t know what to do or what the fucking hell I’m doing now! Marriage?? A Kid?? They sound nice and all but. Fuck.
Okay, say this shit does play out. Say he actually tolerate me for fucking life, which is basically forever with this bullcrap immortal shit. What if we get married? Can’t say it sounds bad…
On a beach is all romantic, but annoying as shit with all the sand and weather requirements. But he can take care of that huh? Shit. I dunno, kinda no still? Like fuck should it be in a crusty ass church though, gross. Lets just fucking Vegas this thing. Here’s a ring, I kissed you, it’s official, the gods decreed it so, fuck you. I gotta make the cake, I just do. Some other fuck ain’t gonna do it right, like, it’s gonna be dry and crusty and just look pretty but god damn it I ordered a fucking cake, not a cardboard centerpiece! Bitchass cheapskate.
I should look through that safe file, maybe add a couple things too? I dunno… Maybe later. There’s gonna be a fuck ton of flowers, I don’t think I can even fucking argue that, he’s got a monopoly on flower picking. Or something. There’s gonna be a lot, that’s all I know.
What about a kid? Can I even fucking handle a kid?? No. Flat out fucking no I don’t know what the shit I’m doing, I’m a raunchy ass fucker on my own, my offspring’s gonna be worse, especially with that nerd ass gay helping…
Helping with a baby John wasn’t awful though… I dunno. Don’t think I’d mind it too much. Like, again with the whole, we’d at least keep the kid alive, which is probably more than that blue bastard can say. Who the fuck even trusted that moron with a kid?? Probably the same shits who are giving babies to cannibals… Nasty.
Alex about Ghostie:
I know it’s selfish but, I don’t want him to leave. I just, want him to be happy here, with me and Jave and Shou. I want him to realize that he’s alive and that there are people here who love him too and that if he did stay it wouldn’t be the worst thing ever
I don’t even know if I can take him back by now. I don’t know where he came from or when. Even if I asked someone like Clockwork to chuck him into the past, what if it’s not the right past? There are so many different alternates, what if I mess up and he’s even worse off? Hearing about some of the people he knew regardless, it might be bad anyway…
Zack about Ghostie:
What is that little fucker’s problem, yo? I guess he hated me ‘cause I hated him though that’s bullshit? That’s kinda a lot like John, honestly. Except opposite I guess?? Eh, whatever. They’re all timeclones and shit, closer than the others so I guess it makes sense. Though that’s a creepy ass road to go down honestly so let’s not.
John says he doesn’t like cooking, so nothing like that for Christmas or bonding or whatever. But he DOES like my mac, so I should make him lunch more often maybe? That and their weird egg sandwich. Maybe today, since he wasn’t too thrilled with dinner I guess.
Yeah you, you shaded pieces of fucking crap! Who gives you the goddamned right to kill an asshole’s bf, huh?? It’s fun an games for you crap-ass daddy wankers but really? Two goddamned months of nothing, you fucking idiots?? That can mess a motherfucker UP you careless morons! I ain’t even talking the one dude either! You’re all a piece of fucked up, brain damaged shitheads and you’d better fix what you assholes screwed up! Give Frenchie Fucking Egbert his body back or so fucking help me I will fuck a bitch up!