#zaklando

[glasscushion]

i know i’m one of god’s favourites bc why else would there exist a video of zak and lando squeezed into the aisle of an rv talking about bunk beds and freezing cold air con and cassette tapes

[passtheseppie]

Your Lando x Zak fic was INCREDIBLE!! The way you described his lust for pain..?? Beautiful! Thank you so much for sharing it

THANK YOU <3 I do just adore zaklando forever.......sharklike predatory older man x vulnerable pretty little thing is trope of all time to me.....im so so glad you liked it <3 thank you for reading!

[passtheseppie]

dearly sorry if anyones alrdy posted this but i Need it on my blog. – @girldriveroscar on Tumblr

i just read the little lesson (so good btw) and i immediately thought of this

BRO.................oh my god.......I have real friends on here because I didn't see this somehow but jesus christ......the low intimate voices. ok. the flirty head tilt. cool. it's honestly fine and im very normal? why do you ask? scream............I hate him

[cuthechicane]

duck smoking dot gif

[glasscushion]

lando: [for hot races] we drink like crazy for the whole week, i'll be like two kilos heavier than i normally am, just because i'm trying to store a lot more water. but i'll lose all of that and more. singapore, qatar... three years ago, it was almost four kilos i lost. i looked shredded after the race. so that's tough, but you sweat so much you don't need to [piss]. for races where it's a bit cooler, you drink a lot before the race, hydration drinks. if there's like a safety car three quarters of the way through the race... just know... i'm struggling.

zak: you're ten times worse than oscar. oscar's never on the radio, in the middle of qualifying "i need to go to the loo" - it's like ten to one versus oscar. so we're going to work on some like huggies diaper sponsorship.

[cuthechicane]

i'm genuinely about to pass out

[littlemartyr]

lrb while i truly despise zak brown and everything he stands for, there is something incredibly insane about the fact that he actually has a tattoo honoring lando. like i actually do think more of the decrepit billionaires involved in this sport should get tattoos of the young men that they’re psychosexually obsessed with.

[pinkmatrixsurvivor]

trying to put together a cohesive thesis as to why mclaren has so many brunette twinks with wavy and curly hair, and after seeing that clip of zak brown on wheel of fortune, i think i finally have my answer.

zak vicariously lives out his dream of being a driver through all of his drivers and he sees all of their wins as his by proxy

or

after getting lando norris, zak decided he needed as many lando clones as possible

i think it's a toss up between either tbh