#zankabowl

[zankacore]

in my beautiful mind enzan, zanriyo, and janka are all happening simultaneously. enjin is failing up grooming the most impressional kid on earth, while said kid is bonded like a feral cat to an autistic aroace with nuclear level abandonment issues. and then jabber strolls along like hi its me your sadomasochistic sexual awakening

[supersharkgentlemen]

ANOTHER ZANKABOWL ENTHUSIAST do you think zanka is accidentially two-timing everyone cuz he has 0 relationship awareness or is everyone coordinating in their efforts to pin him down

Coordinating their efforts to pin him down - haha, that sounds nice and evocative. Lounging around the hqs in skimpy outfits and circling their favourite average joe like cats in heat. Bringing him dead birds and other presents, hehehe. It may be that having so much affection pouring from every direction would put him off in the sence of Why is everyone being so nice to me all of a sudden - my boys social battery would not survive this onslaught

I would actually love to hear a fellow zankabowl enthusiast's (wink-winking ;)) thoughts on how fast romantic rivalry would turn into joint effort and what whacky hijinx would follow this progression)

And yeah, the accidental two timing is spot on. His affection and fondness reveal themselves in subtle ways - actions above words, noticing small things about a person, all that jazz. How can anyone be a favourite if he goes around having these moments✨️ with everyone?) So confusing, now they just have to corner him and take turns kissing the truth off of his lips, yes yes hehehehe