#zaphendrah

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Have you ever wanted something so bad you can taste it? I'm sure you have. Imagine if your dreams were crushed by a dictator. Who won't allow you to consume French Toast at work. She continues on her warpath, denying my team the sweet bliss that is French Toast, We must unite as one to bring french toast goodness to me and my work team and to defeat the heartless monarch who seeks to deny us such pleasures. Please donate to the cause! #frenchtoast4triage Note: We may use the excess money from this campaign to inject marijuanas and to buy pizza and liquor.

[zaphendrah]

Have you ever wanted something so bad you can taste it? I'm sure you have. Imagine if your dreams were crushed by a dictator. Who won't allow you to consume French Toast at work. She continues on her warpath, denying my team the sweet bliss that is French Toast, We must unite as one to bring french toast goodness to me and my work team and to defeat the heartless monarch who seeks to deny us such pleasures. Please donate to the cause! #frenchtoast4triage Note: We may use the excess money from this campaign to inject marijuanas and to buy pizza and liquor.

[zaphendrah]

My favorite part about working here is seeing people in suits walk in for an interview and see an adult walking aroud in half fursuits.

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Reasons I won't quit my job: I cry after interviews from sheer panic of how much I fucked up.

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Thanks for wasting 3 hours of my life, it felt amazing to hang up on you. Have fun logging into your account now that no one will help you.

[zaphendrah]

Why the fuck would you do that

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Yes. Insult my intelligence. It's not lIKE YOU CALLED ME FOR HELPJFC

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Talk technical support to me