#zecariocaincorrectquotes

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Panchito, meeting zé for the first time: ¡Hola amigo! I'm Panchito, and you are?

Zé: Apparently not as straight as I thought I was.

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Rosinha: Are you gay?

Zé: I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

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Zé Carioca: It's illegal to be cuter than me now.

Zé Galo: Well guys, I didn’t expect it to be so soon, but I guess we’re all going to jail.

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Zico: OK ,FAM! What does..."take out" mean? 

Baiano: a Date

Paulista: Food

Jandaia: murder!

Zé Carioca: can mean all three if you're brave enough,kid.

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Zico: so what do we do?

Zé: just don’t do anything that I would do… and definitely don’t do anything that I wouldn’t do, there’s a small grey area in there and that’s where you two should operate.....go ask your Aunt if you need help.

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Zé: That’s a crazy idea.

Donald: Insane.

Zé: It doesn’t make sense.

Panchito: So, you’ll do it?

Zé and Donald: Of course.

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Rosinha:  Zé, if you’re lying, so help me god…

Zé: I’m not lying! Nestor saw it too

Rosinha: Nestor is easily led. 

Nestor: Thank you.

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Zé Baiano: I don’t want to scare you... But there’s a skeleton inside of you right now!!!

Zé Paulista: I’d be worried if there wasn’t one.......Also, how high are you? Can I have some?