Using his beauty spot, Zed connected to his tie, and then the internet. He connected to Mazzarrone and gave him orders. Mazzarrone awakened from sleep mode. He snuck out from under a pile of grapes, and made his way to the ZedShed. On Zed’s request, he then sent an email to Roslyn’s phone. Following the instructions in the email, Roslyn and the kids left the bunker and snuck downstairs through the secret passage into the sewer. In the ZedShed, Mazzarrone found Zed’s prototype reverse fire-hose and connected it to the pneumatic pipe on the ceiling. At the same time, Roslyn pried a section of pneumatic pipe of the ceiling of the sewer, and pointed it at the fish swimming around below. When the clock struck 11 o’clock, Mazzarrone turned on the RVH and the kids got to work vacuuming up the fish. Soon in the grape room, flaming fish were raining down everywhere. In the confusion that ensued, Mazzarrone returned to free Zed, who ran outside towards the Zedshed. Seeing him escape, Paul Kearney directed Donald and Bogdan to go after Zed. Zed was already inside the Zedshed, with a cross expression on his face. He was concentrating very hard in order to remember a trick that he learnt during therapy. He was making himself angry, the angriest that he had ever been. Thick black hair came gushing out of every patch of skin, every pore, every orifice. In no time at all, the whole shed was filled with hair. Zed flipped open a control panel on the wall, and hairily typed in some access codes and scanned his fingers. Ten. Zed started to gnaw off his hair. Nine. Bogdan and Donald started to break open the door to the Zedshed. Eight. Zed had gnawed off most of his hair now. Seven. The door was on its last legs. Six. Zed was now free of all the hair, and was swimming through it towards a window. Five. Thrusters activated. Four. Zed made it out of the window. Three. Bogdan burst in, and immidiately tripped over the mass of hair. Two. Zed ran a distance away from the Zedshed, which was now shaking like mad. One. Inside, Bogdan was lost inside a large pile of hair. Blastoff. Twelve large thrusters lifted the Zedshed off from the ground, with Bogdan trapped inside. The entire suburb was filled with a rumbling noise. Zed and Donald watched in awe, as the Zedshed flew skywards, off into the depths of space. Donald, having stood to close to the launch was now severely injured and was in no way able to fight Zed. He wouldn’t have thought of it anyway, though. Could Theodore Roosevelt send a man to space? Could he grow hair at frightening speeds? Donald had woken up to the fact that Zed was far superior to any American President. So he let him go. Zed ran back inside, where Paul Kearney had just shot Mazzarrone dead. There was no time for another intense staredown: Zed leapt at him, and they began to fight. Punches were thrown. Kicks were exchanged. Zed almost managed to strangle Paul at one point. After ten minutes, both of them were bloody and bruised. Their rivalry filled them with energy. Zed had no tricks left up his sleeve. Paul did, but it was only a gun, the bullets of which were useless when fired at Zed’s rock-hard abs. As the fight went on, Zed became completely enraged,his face no longer the face of a sane man. Using this burst of insanity, Zed managed to pin Paul to the ground. In that position, Zed tore off Paul's limbs and stuffed them into his mouth. In a few minutes Zed had eaten all of Paul, save for a few pieces lying on the floor. Donald Trump had made his way inside by now, and helped Zed untie Jan from the spoon. Zed had won.
