#zeemoog

[the-perfect-scientist]

What kind of science do you do?

“Uh... sciency science? I don’t understand the question.”

[zeemoogs-witness]

The Ides Of March

A very important day indeed.  Julius Caesar, before he died, prayed to Zeemoog.  Zeemoog had helped him see the errors of his ways.  Though Julius Caesar is not in Heaven he is not in Hell.  He helps others find their goals now, to lead them down a better path so they don’t end up like him.  It was all through the power of Zeemoog.  

[neriseyk-blog]

im still not over the fact that he drank that poisoned kool-aid at the end of the episode

damn, daniel...

[the-perfect-scientist]

I heard you desire eggs? So here you are. *Hands over plastic eggs*

“Oh my god... how many are there here, just.... just for the sake of depressed curiosity?”

And Carlos didn’t really desire them, they were just... being given. He didn’t know what to do with them except try baking the real ones.

[zeemoogs-witness]

Have You Had A Steam In A Sauna Today?

Did you know Zeemoog invented saunas?  He thought Saunas are a great way to be pure.  Sometimes a daily or once a week can really help!  Wether it’s one at a pool, or s spa.  But, have you had one at our spas?  It’s we have the purest of the pure steam and cleanest saunas you’ll ever go in.  The good news is, they’re so pure you only have to do it ONCE!  We’ll even help install a free one in your house if you feel that you need extra purity.  Call up  1-800-555-LLIK or 1-800-555-DAED for information on our saunas and locations.  Why?  Because we LIKE to do good DEEDS!

[zeemoogs-witness]

Though one may be pure in actions, doth not mean they are pure internally and spirituality.

Xion, Messenger Verse 1

[zeemoogs-witness]

Why is it ok to use Progressive if you claim society norms are not needed and looked down upon? Progressive is insurance and insurance is 'norm' of society. Almost everyone has some form of insurance!

Because only Progressive is a pure company.  Have you seen our their commercials?  There is nothing but a blank background.  Have you noticed the color they are wearing?  What is that?  white.  When ever you see something labeled as ‘pure’ people normally associate it with that color.  Because there is nothing to hide.  You mess up, it shows the stain.  We They use that color to show people the light and show purity.  

[raveartts]

Another xemüg drawing! This time I was like...what if..she had torso taker tentacles for tongues or sth so that's what I did. I was kinda stupid and made the background the same color as her fur like an idiot.