#zeetothebee

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Zeebie: So I accidentally put a lot of extra cheese on this quesadilla Me: it's like, the superdilla Zeebie: Me: ...dilla brando Zeebie: whatever it's just a lot of chee- Me: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

Zeebie and I on Quesadillas

[mumpkins]

zeetothebee ha respondido a tu publicación:zeetothebee ha respondido a tu publicación:Shows...

Don’t u dare. I will send her to ur child just to be an asshole. Or flirt. Or BOTH. Somehow this is a threat, i swear.

I dare u. to make her flirt with a dog. i dare u.

[mumpkins]

zeetothebee ha respondido a tu publicación:Shows up late wit my dumb babies height, 6 foot...

Ashfjgkg dont love her shes a tall giraffe who wears heels just to be an asshole

gives her platform shoes????

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Zeebie and I waking up with 4.5 hours of sleep

Zeebie: can you make me two pieces of toast with jam and then like, put them together so they don't make a big mess

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: Jamwich

Zeebie: yes jamwich

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You may think cats are cute but never forget that they will dead ass walk on top of you while you're taking a nap and that is pretty fucking rude

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It's my party, I'll be salt if I want to!

Zeebie

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THIS IS FAMILY SELFIE TO FIRE AT WILL. AND YOUR FAMILY SELFIE IS LOOKING VERY DIFFERENT...SOMETHING... TODAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Zeebie, on the Family Selfie.