Dec 3, 2016
“If you want to see more of that dreamboat Ilima, he’s waitin’ for you outside of that cave of hizzz!”
A short gift for my darling friend @crystallizingclearasday who loves Ilima and I will exploit this as I usually do. Here you go hon~
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“If you want to see more of that dreamboat Ilima, he’s waitin’ for you outside of that cave of hizzz!”
A short gift for my darling friend @crystallizingclearasday who loves Ilima and I will exploit this as I usually do. Here you go hon~
Danni: HERSHEL, YOU ARE AN ADULT
Danni: STOP DROPPING YOUNG WOMEN AND GOING FLYING THROUGH FORESTS WITH YOUR CHILD APPRENTICE
Danni: YOU ARE NOT TARZAN
Miri: BUT IT'S NOT A LAYTON GAME WITHOUT A TUMBLE
Miri: YOU KNOW THAT
Danni: I DON'T CARE HOW MANY DISNEY MOVIES LUKE'S MADE HIM WATCH
Danni: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS A HUNDRED TIMES HE CAN'T RECREATE TARZAN TO TEST THE PHYSICS
apollojustice-for-all: YOU JUST WATCH HIM
apollojustice-for-all: ♪ PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN ♪
apollojustice-for-all: ♪ TWO WORLDS, ONE PUUUUUUUUZLE ♪
Danni: ♪ TRUST YOUR HEART ♪
Danni: ♪ LET FAITH DECIDE ♪
Danni: ♪ TO GUIDE THESE ANSWERS WE SEEK ♪
Danni: ♪ BENEATH THE SHELTER OF GRESSENHELLER ♪
Danni: ♪ ONLY LOVE CAN ENTER HERE ♪
Danni: ♪ A SIMPLE LIFE, THEY LIVE IN PEACE ♪
Danni: ♪ UNTIL BILL HAWKINS FUCKS IT ALL UP ♪
Yarrr spoiler pirate warnin' ye that beyond this cut be major spoilers for Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask!
Danni: OH MY SHITTING CHRIST
Danni: oH MY SHITTING CHRIST I'M GOING TO PEE LAUGHING
Miri: WHAT
Miri: WHAT HAPPENED
Danni: FUCKING
Danni: DESCOLE
Miri: I MUST GO MY PEOPLE NEED ME
Miri: *WOOSH*
Danni: i AM FUCKING CRYING
Danni: HOLY BALLS
Danni: YOU THINK HE JUST
Danni: LOOKED AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR
Danni: "WHO'S A FREE BITCH? YOU ARE."
Danni: i AM CRYING HOLY GOD
Miri: i'M JUST SAD HE DIDN'T DO MORE IN THIS FRICKIN GAME
Danni: ARE YOU KIDDING, HE WAS ANGELA
Danni: HE WALKED IN STILETTOS AND HAD GREAT TITS. WIN/WIN
Danni: HERSHEL YOUR BROTHER HAS SOME... THING STO WORK OUT. HE'S A BIT TOO COMFORTABLE IN THOSE HEELS AND HE WON'T STOP SINGING BRITNEY SPEARS
Miri: OKAY FUCK IT I'M SHOWING YOU THE LINE FROM AZRAN LEGACY
Miri: RIGHT NOW
Miri:
Danni: FUCK
Go behind the cut for some highlighted liveblogging of me watching Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva featuring Emmy Altava my darling friend Miri.
Miri: fair warning
Miri: Luke's voice in this is kind of obnoxious
Danni: WHAT IS YOUR VOICE LUKE
Danni: headcanon it's before Luke his puberty
Miri: eheheheheh
Danni: he's on fucking helium
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Danni: oH HEY THERE'S BELUGA IN THE BACKGROUND OF THAT ONE SHOT
Miri: They do a lot of that
Danni: yes i love that
Miri: There's a cameo of the Box itself, too
Danni: I guess it's too much to hope for a shot of Clive since he's busy planning his murderous rampage
Miri: If there is one I haven't seen it, but this is only my third watch through the movie
Danni: only your third
Miri: shhhhhhhh
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Danni: ehhhh on Emmy's voice here
Miri: yeeeeeahhhhhh
Danni: I can see that as older!Flora
Danni: not Emmy
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Miri: BUT FIRST, PHOTOS
Miri: shit I actually am Emmy, everything else must stop in favor of photos
Danni: oh really descole has a fucking wolfdog
Danni: he only gets more hilarious
Miri: FLIPPY DRAMATIC ASSHOLE VILLAIN
Danni: pauldiditbetterkoff
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Miri: AAAAANGEL OF MUUUUUUUSIC
Miri: wait
Miri: wrong movie
Danni: I WAS GONNA FUCKING SAY
Danni: LAYTON HAVE YOU READ PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
Miri: this is SO Phantom
Miri: the whole theater being a deathtrap
Danni: i know i'm like
Danni: layton
Danni: isn't this ringing a bell
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Danni: Janice, subtlety
Miri: HERSHEL YOU'RE A DORK
Danni: HERSHEL SHE WANTS YOUR DICK
Miri: can we talk about how he handled Rosetta
Danni: oh his creepy student
Miri: Sure, she got to study with him
Miri: With Luke and Flora around
Danni: i know that was great
Danni: like
Danni: "no i know what you intend and no"
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Miri: guess what happens now
Danni: i saw the chainsaw
Danni: and went
Danni: "oh no this could be bloody"
Danni: but that isn't the gentleman's wa
Danni: Hershel no
Danni: Hershel don't you dare
Danni: FUCKING GENTLEMEN'S JACKASS
Miri: BRITISH MACGUYVER STRIKES AGAIN
Danni: you know Paul just got a shiver down his spine
Danni: like
Danni: "fucking amateurs"
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Danni: ahahaha
Danni: I would've done the same thing
Danni: HOLD ON TIGHT
Danni: OKAY
Miri: NO NOT TO ME
Danni: CHANCE FOR A LAYTON GROPE
Miri: how did he keep his hat
Miri: HELLO DESCOLE
Danni: rolls eyes descole
Miri: WELCOME TO MY LAIR
Danni: again, Paul
Danni: "fuuuuucking amateur"
Danni: I just want Paul and Descole to bitch at each other
Danni: HE'S MY ARCHNEMESIS
Danni: NO HE'S MINE
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Danni: oh my god i want a puzzle of how many of Layton's students want his dick
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Danni: just ignoring Descole and his wolves over there
Miri: This whole scene is hilarious to me because
Miri: Descole is just standing there
Miri: and everyone seems to forget about him
Danni: I know he's jsut chillin
Miri: like "don't mind me, just villain chillin here in the corner"
Miri: AND NOW EVERYONE REMEMBERS
Miri: FINALLY
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Danni: wait wh
Miri: 83
Miri: see she didn't want the D at all
Miri: she was just so happy to meet this person Janice was so excited to tell her about
Miri: and to be ALIVE
Danni: ;o;
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Miri: RAWR I'M ANGRY
Miri: STOMP STOMP STOMP
Danni: Descole you need some valium
Miri: DESCOLE HAS SOME ISSUES, MAN
Danni: WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE A FUCKING DEATH MACHINE
Miri: because it's Descole
Miri: this motherfucker
Miri: this entire movie is Descole Throws A Temper Tantrum
Danni: i can't help but like him because he's hilarious but jesus fuck
Miri: HE IS
Danni: HAHAHAH JESUS CHRIST
Miri: IF I CAN'T HAVE IT NO ONE CAN
Miri: I AM TWO YEARS OLD
Danni: WHERE DO YOU GET THE MONEY FOR THIS SHIT
Danni: AHAHAHAHA
Danni: OH MY GOD
Danni: I'M JUST
Danni: LAUGHING
Miri: Descole is a fucking toddler
Danni: BUTTON MASHING WORKS IN VIDEOGAMES
Danni: IT'LL WORK HERE
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Danni: MORE FENCING?
Danni: YES
Danni: LAYTON DON'T NEED NO SWORD
Miri: WITH A LEAD FUCKING PIPE
Danni: HE'S GONNA GORDON FREEMAN HIS WAY
Danni: WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FENCE YOU SEXY FUCKER
Miri: YOU ACTUALLY FIND OUT NEXT GAME
Danni: I AM AROUSED
Miri: MUST PROTECT THE HAT
Miri: look at these motherfuckers
Danni: i love how descole exists for Layton to go ur an idiot
Miri: yeah pretty much
Miri: look at this talented motherfucker
Miri: sight-reading two pieces of music at once
Danni: Claire was the luckiest woman ever
Danni: eeeeever
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Miri: AND DESCOLE IS STILL A FUCKING CHILD
Miri: NEVERMIND THAT THEY FOUND THE DAMN THING
Miri: HE HAD TO DO IT BY HIMSELF
Danni: IT'S MINE AND MINE ALONE
Danni: WEHH WEH WEH WEH WEH
Danni: dear god his robot looks like a tim burton reject
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*watching Janice and Melina talk*
Miri: SHIPPIN IT LIKE FEDEX
Danni: I KNOW I'M LIKE Y'ALL GAY
Miri: SHIP IT
Danni: i know fuk
Danni: I'm like GOD Y'ALL GAY
Miri: THERE YOU GO
Miri: GOOD MOVIE
Danni: it was!
It's a solid watch, highly recommend. The entire thing's on YouTube, apparently? I have the DVD. But Miri was watching it on YouTube. Absolutely worth checking out for the score alone, great music.
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