#zeki posts

[shawcrossvipers]

Which guys ARENT gay!!! I want to hook up with as many athletes as I can this term!

If ur a Viper dude, ur not gay, and u’d be down to hook up w whoever this anon is, rb this post I guess

-Zeki

[shawcrossvipers]

What are the token hets like?

Annoying

-Zeki

[shawcrossvipers]

I've heard rumours abt romance going on in the team, surely that's gonna be detrimental to your playing? it'd be disappointing af if the team suffered because ppl couldn't keep it in their pants ://

Have u ever heard about the band of ancient Greek warriors made entirely of gay couples? N how since they were fighting to protect their bfs they fought RLLY FUCKING WELL?

Yeah that’s us

-Zeki

[shawcrossvipers]

If you saw me crying over my boyfriend in the bathroom last night no you didn’t

--Zeki

[shawcrossvipers]

How does it feel knowing val is literally the BEST and you can never even dream of being as amazing as him?

I’ve pretty much accepted my fate

-Zeki

[shawcrossvipers]

boutta molly whop all ur asses

We’re a team of players for a contact sport n most of us have been fighting our whole lives good FUCKING luck

-Zeki

[shawcrossvipers]

rank all the vipers from most attractive to least attractive 👀

You shouldn’t let me do this

Oliver

Everyone else

Thank you have a nice day

-Zeki

[shawcrossvipers]

LETS GO VIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE NEWBIES!!!!!!!!!! GIVE US THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEETS

For a second I thought it was Val sending this but I guess I’m wrong

There’s already been a lot of fights which is very fun to watch there’s nothing like a good fight

Couple day drinkers, couple smokers, but that’s not weird on an Exy team

The entire team is very very gay which I love

At least four freshman have paired off already which seems a little fast but then again I can’t talk about fast

-Zeki