#zenith.yeah

[zenith-foxes]

you know that moment when ur sitting there, doing something normal and having a fairly good time, and suddenly thr only thing u can think about is this one friend. You know rhe one

Was really close to for like 2 years, made rhe 2 hour trip out to see them regularly whenever possible (cuz u normally lived about 8 hours away but ur both in college and ur hometowns are like way closer)

like this person is pinned at the top of ur contacts as a super close friend, and then one day, out of nowhere, u message them asking if they wanna meet up cuz ur gonna be in town, and rhey just. dont respond

u think nothing of it, life goes on, and u realise slowly its not that they didnt respond that one time, they arent responding at all, to anything. U worry they're dead but their steam account seems pretty damn active, so, peobably not that

and then life moves on. Its been, fuck. Fuck. Fuck its been 5 year. what the fuck. what?!

ans then u jusy kinda gotta go back to living life

yeah. you know the one

[zenith-siblings]

lovingly cuddling with your little sis. She's fallen asleep on your shoulder, so you gently stroke her hair, righting it again. Dab her lips a little to wipe off a bit of drool. You lean in and--

No. You catch yourself and blush, before pulling back and drawing the blanket over both of you.

Not today.

Ah, how tragic… the poor older sister, not making a move, not acting on her feelings because it's "wrong" and she wants her little sis to have a normal, happy life.

And the little sis, enamored with her older counterpart, who idolizes her strength and gentleness… but is too shy to do anything about it.

[zenith-siblings]

*my partner coaching me thru saying wikipe-tan in a proper japanese accent* wikipetan

wiki- okay but if you say it that fast, it sounds like petan, which sounds like-

*Us, at the same time,overlapping* 'a french curse word' "a flat chest joke, yes"

*que my partner bursting out in laughter for a sustained 20 seconds, as I sigh, and say,* there are two kinds of people

[zenith-siblings]

Finally worked up the energy to dig my plushies out of the box they'd been sitting in since i last moved

Lets cuddle with mama and all that

[zenith-siblings]

So i'm going to reblog a post and going to put tags on it, and I type "z" so tumblr autosuggests my usual zenith. tags, but the firs tsuggesttion tjat actually pops up is "Zohran Mamdani"

Like "ah yes tha k you tumblr i DO want to tag this porn with 'Zohran Mamdani', actually" lmao

[zenith-siblings]

She Rapid on my Unplanned until i Disassembly

[zenith-foxes]

this is almost certainly nothing but i can't help myself i'm just so FUCKING EXCITED AAAAAAA

Wish i could be there with my NASA buddies, but they don't let former contractors in to places like that :C

[zenith-siblings]

Okay so yesterday one of my subs was playing ace attorney and one of the cases had all the witnesses wear like, a shock bracelet? to be like 'if u lie u get shocked, so don't lie or we'll know' or whatever idk i went in to full "fuck that'd be hot, i could just shock you any timr and it woulsnt be on ur neck, if only that was real" mode right. I said that, like, to tease her, right

but it turns out smth like that does exist, it's made by a company called pavlok, and it is like, a small smartwatched looking bracelet you wear that connects to ur phone via bluetooth and like, it doesn't just shock you it can also like quietly buzz or just vibrat it's meant for like 'oh hey i got a notification, how do i know? my pavlok buzzed' or like, some people use it to train themselves out of like hair picking and shit, cuz you can record hand motions and it can detect said motions and u can set up an alert to be like 'if i do this motion and i'm not sleeping shock me' and yeah anyway

it turns out said sub ALREADY HAD ONE, she uses ir as an alarm clock and other stuff it's cute when it starta explainging stuff. And, with rhe correct api keys, you can just, write aome code to send any sort of "stimulus" to the watch based on anything, so of course i spent 3 hourd yestersay programming a bot to detect a message from me on our chat client and automatically shock her when it sees i said smth. (With options to turn it off for safety and consent blah blah i hurt people im not cruel)

today was movie night (yes same group as last time i brought it up, dont eorry i resolved that issue) and I spent the whole movie shocking this dumb bitch, it was glorious apjdlakfksks it whimpers so fuckinf sweetly aaaaaaa