Dec 29, 2017
Me: you know what, you got a nice, round butt
Her: are you saying my butt is fat??
Me: no, round as in, the actual shape.
Her: so what you’re saying is... my butt is fat.
Me: no- okay what shape is my butt then?
Her: ... .....oval
Me: that’s a round shape!
Her: it’s not a circle!
Me: I never said circle, I said round!
Her: who has the shape degree here?
Me: neither of us!
Her: it’s me. I do.
Me: can I see this degree?
Her: it’s classified. by the pentagon. which is-
Both: -a shape.
Me: what shape is the Oval Office?
Her: ...square.
Me: it’s oval, it’s round!
Her: .....that’s classified.
@piierogi you know what.... I love you and this was hilarious