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"Stuck in the closet" Zer0 x F!reader

Fandom: Borderlands

Genre: Smut

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Zer0 decided that he wanted to take (y/n) out on a mission with him for once, it had been a long time since the two have done a mission together. He wanted it to be like old times.

(y/n) decided to take a break from vault hunting after killing Jack but Zer0 still wanted her by his side throughout Promethea, so it was no surprise this is where she was finding herself now: Trapped in a closet with Zer0 pressed up against all the right places.

Of course, the first time (y/n) went out on a real mission in years, she found herself in this predicament.

All this time, (y/n) wasn't sure what exactly Zer0 was, but she knew that he had something.

(y/n) released a shaky breath as Zer0 leaned closer to her as she was nearest to the door, his head only inches from her own.

"Do not make a sound/the target is right outside/I know it's tempting." Zer0 whispered into her ear.

(y/n) could feel her face warm as Zer0's words caused a shiver to roll down her spine. Zer0 was quick to wrap a hand to cover (y/n)'s mouth as he rolls his lower half into her backside. He knows that their target is nowhere near the closet they're stuck in, he just needed an excuse to finally have this moment with (y/n).

A shiver rolls through his body as he feels the muffled moan of the person under him vibrate through his hand. It fills him with delight and a taste for more.

Though Zer0 would prefer somewhere more private of course.

But the sight of (y/n)'s quivering legs and the warmth radiating off of her body had Zer0 rethinking waiting.

He couldn’t wait, and he wasn’t sure (y/n) would be able to either.

"This can wait until after/ Or are you this impatient?/But I am just as," Zer0 teased.

It was embarrassing to say how much (y/n) missed this: the close touches that were much too intimate to be considered friendly and the flirty haiku. (y/n) never thought she'd miss the haiku of all things.

(y/n) noticed from the corner of her eye as Zer0 tossed one of his gloves

Zer0's free hand slowly trailed (y/n)'s waist, his fingers sat at the top of her waistband, ready to start any pleasurable actions at (y/n)'s consent.

As much as it would be to (y/n)'s utter delight to continue, she knew that they had a mission. They could finish this later, which was what (y/n) thought to herself as she found herself pleading, “Zer0, please...Just--”

With her consent, Zer0 quickly slipped a hand underneath her pants. One of his fingers slowly penetrated (y/n)’s entrance whilst his thumb slowly rubbed her clit in tight circles, almost painfully slowly. (y/n) found herself rocking her hips back and forth to meet the motions of Zer0’s hand. Shallow moans escaped from her lips, but they were prevented from being heard by anyone outside the room by Zer0’s gloved hand. (y/n) reached a hand on the wall to support herself, so she doesn’t fly out of the closet and grabbed onto Zer0’s arm with a vice grip, her nails digging into his skin, but he certainly didn’t mind.

Zer0 watched her in amusement but continued to cover her mouth, as much as it would please him to hear her sounds of pleasure, they couldn’t afford to be heard in such a place; especially not when they weren’t even close to a secure location.

(y/n)’s body shivered as Zer0 added another finger into her without warning. “Mmh, Zer0…” (y/n)’s whispery moan sent a jolt of pleasure to the bottom of Zer0’s stomach which finally made Zer0 fasten his pace to continue hearing her moans.

(y/n) welcomed the faster pace with glee and continued to rock her hips to meet his skilled fingers at the new speed and quickly let out a squeal of surprise as Zer0 started to rock his own hips to the pace he was setting.

Zer0 couldn’t seem to even find the energy to whisper the haiku he'd been thinking of for years into her ear as his fingers moved faster and faster. He followed his instincts as he listened as her moans became breathless and high-pitched as well as her legs shaking with the anticipation of her upcoming orgasm.

Zer0's mind was hazy as he let out his own guttural groans, quickly closing in on an orgasm he wasn’t even trying to be focused on. Though with every groan that escaped from him, (y/n) clenched around his fingers more and more. She did always tell him continuously how much she adored his voice.

Desperate for not only his own release, but (y/n)’s as well, Zer0 rolled his hips into her ass rougher than before as well as curling his fingers once he was sure they were as deep as he could push them. He wanted to brush against that sensitive spot deep inside her pussy with something besides his fingers, to make her cry out his name for everyone to hear. But for now, the almost violent shaking from her legs as she orgasmed is more than enough for Zer0 to as well. Zer0 continued to finger her through the orgasm, making it last just a little longer than she had anticipated.

Zer0 watched (y/n) slowly come out of her orgasm as her shaking slowly decreased, and her breathing became somewhat normal. He pulled his hand away and was quick to pull out a clean cloth to clean (y/n) up as well as himself. (y/n) shuddered as Zer0’s hand quickly cleaned the mess that he made in (y/n)’s pants before quickly cleaning himself up and fixing (y/n)’s clothes as to where it didn’t look like the two were engaging in inappropriate activities in a utility closet.

“I apologize/Our first shouldn’t have been this/You’re too important,” Zer0 apologized.

(y/n) turned around to face Zer0 for the first time in 10 minutes and spoke, “Wh-what do you mean? You didn’t like it?”

An unamused emoticon flashed onto Zer0’s helmet. It was quite obvious from his previous actions that he loved it.

“I clearly love it/Though the setting wasn’t suitable/You deserve better,” Zer0 explained his previous statement more clearly. Zer0’s helmet flashed a winky face before he continued, “I’d like to continue/Later, I’d like to continue/If you so wish to.”

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Pairing: Zer0 x Reader

“Hey, wait a sec, Zer0! I gotta change my jacket for this mission!” You had stopped Zer0 for the upteenth time today. Before every single mission, you made the assassin wait for you to get changed into some new clothes. How the fuck were you even getting them anyway? They most certainly weren't anything Moxxi would wear. 

Much too modest for her taste.

Finally, you were out of that changing box, geared up and ready to fuck shit up. Your usual cap atop your head, some tight short shorts with some stockings, a tube tank top that only covered your breasts, and finally that damned jacket you were so keen on wearing for this mission. Why bother wearing that jacket if you planned on showing most of your body with that tank top anyway? It reminded Zer0 of Lilith’s fashion choice and that dumb tiny jacket. They much prefer their assassin armor. Much more effective on the battlefield.

They had to admit though, your clothes in particular are rather… Tantalizing to them. Somehow more so than Moxxi and she’s practically sex personified. It was almost worth the wait time.

Almost.

“You take so much time/ When we could be killing now/ Old clothes won’t kill you.” Zer0’s angry emoticon were reflecting off your gas mask’s lens. Aw, is the assassin getting gwumpy?

“Aw, and not killing for a couple minutes won’t kill you. Anyway, I wanted to wear this new jacket I made!” You gave the unamused assassin a twirl, showing off all aspects of your new jacket. “It’s made from the last client’s clothes before, well, they exploded.” Zer0’s unamused emoticon lingered as they just stared at you. “What? I couldn’t not take that shirt. It was made of some nice ass material, soft and durable.” Zer0 tried to massage the bridge of where their nose would be (If they had a nose). You were so fucking lucky they were so fond of you. Any other person would have been ground beef the first time this stunt was pulled.

“Why do you need this?/ Armor is more effective./This is a hindrance.” You have him a muffled gasp through your mask.

“I need to look good while I shoot down some bandits and shit. And anyway, you can’t really complain.” You danced a finger on their armored chest, drawing nonsensical patterns. “I see the way you look at me while I fight.” Zer0 looked away from your masked face, their mask now projecting three slashes. 

Bullseye.

“Also, like I said before, this material is soooo comfy. Feel it!” You thrust your arm in front of the assassin’s peripherals (or tried to… There was at least a two feet height difference between you two, you were practically on your tiptoes right now trying to stretch your arm to their face!). Any bystanders who didn’t know your relationship with the alien killer would have thought you had a fucking death wish. Zer0 grabbed your wrist, surprisingly gently for a cold killer like them. They slid their hand down the length of your arm, traveling it down your torso (but not before giving one of your breasts a quick squeeze) and finally down to your ass, giving it a firm squeeze.

“You’re right, it is soft./ But you know what I’d prefer?” Zer0 brought their head down so that only you can hear them, their voice dropping an octave as they slowly annunciated their words. 

“Your clothes on the floor.”

A shiver ran up your spine, you were sure even Zer0 felt that since they gave your ass a quick spank before walking away from your frozen form. You quickly processed what just happened before shaking your head and running to catch up to them.

“I really fucking hate you.” You were so lucky your gas mask hid your blush ridden face.

The assassin only gave you a winky face as you two headed out of Sanctuary.

[angelsunflowers-fanfics]

Fl4k x Female!Short!reader x Zer0 ("Bite me!")

Fandom: Borderlands

Genre: Fluff

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Fl4k and Zer0's patience was running thin. They adored their small girlfriend to pieces, they would do anything to make her safe and happy but enough was enough.

All-day, she had done nothing but steal Fl4k's jacket to snuggle in and snatch Zer0's sword to open various food items. The two were sick of it.

She didn't normally act like this. Unless she wanted something of course.

But what could she possibly want this time?

FL4k and Zer0 glanced at each other, seeming to communicate without uttering a single syllable. They needed to figure out what she wanted, or why she was acting bratty today.

Zer0 decided to say something, he knew that Fl4k could be far too soft when it came to (y/n). “You’re acting bratty/What is the reason, darling?/Answer the question.”

(y/n) only turned to the vault hunter speaking, glaring up at him; something he and Fl4k and were not used to from their girlfriend.

“Bite me,” (y/n) snapped at the two.

Zer0 flinched at the cold words but took one glance at Fl4k to give them the look. Zer0 would need their help with (y/n) this time. If she wanted to be difficult, then the two vault hunters would just have to do something about it. They loved her, but they just wanted their sweet and cuddly girlfriend back.

Without a word, Fl4k stood from their position on the couch to corner (y/n) with Zer0 at their side.

The two vault hunters had finally cornered their much smaller girlfriend. Though, it wasn't hard to be smaller in comparison to the likes of Fl4k and Zer0.

Fl4k took the time to see how much their jacket hung off of her, the ends came to the top of her knees. They couldn't deny how much they adored the sight and wanted nothing more than to see her in all of their clothes.

“You’re wearing my jacket. You’re practically swimming in it,” Fl4k said. They took a moment to cup one side of (y/n)’s face, her gaze locked onto the towering robot as they spook softly, “You look lovely.”

Zer0 tilted his head to the side, analyzing her form: (y/n) looked much less assertive, all confidence and any dominance that was once there was completely gone if it was even there in the first place.

“My love, do not steal/It is wrong, and it’s my sword/Why would you steal this?” Zer0 asked, (y/n) turned her attention from FL4k to Zer0, once Fl4k released their grip of course.

(y/n) wasn't glaring at her lovers anymore, she finally had their attention again, but she should still explain that to them of course,

“Well, how else am I going to get your attention? You two are always off hunting vaults, and you don’t get to check in very often, it gets lonely,” (y/n) explained.

The two vault hunters were, of course, surprised by their girlfriend’s reasoning for her actions today. They both understood how being alone without them could be lonely especially since the two have to be gone for days at a time.

“That is understandable, but you still shouldn’t steal our things. Communication is the baseline for all relationships.” (y/n) knew that Fl4k was right. They were always right.

“I’m sorry…” (y/n) apologized, sheepishly.

Zer0 took a step forward to press his helmet against (y/n)’s and took a deep breath, letting her relax against him. He was letting her know that he and Fl4k weren't angry in the slightest.

“If you want to borrow our things to feel closer to us when we’re gone, just ask,” Zer0’ said softly, but then his tone shifted quickly: one of his hands gripped (y/n)’s jaw in a semi-rough manner, tilting her head to the side and pressing his head into the crook of her neck. "Do not steal again/or there will be consequences/for us to enjoy."

There was a pause in the room as Zer0's words hung in the air. Through it wasn't an awkward silence. One which was quickly broken by Fl4k, "Zer0 means in the bedroom of course."

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Zer0 x Female!Short!reader (Don’t underestimate)

Request: “It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?” Prompt 40 with Zero and short f s/o, please :3

Fandom: Borderlands

Genre: Fluff

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The wreckage of the crashed car was smoking furiously, It was only seconds from blowing up. Zer0 and (Y/n) hid far away from the mess and continue with pelting bullets into the nearby bandits. They weren’t too happy with the interruption of Zer0’s car shoved into the side of one of their buildings.  

Zer0 got distracted. They were too busy teasing their small vault hunter. Their. Zer0 made it a point to tease (y/n) about her height at least a few times a day but this time they made the mistake of taking their eyes off of the road for a second. Just a second.  

So here the two vault hunters were, shooting once again because of a little mistake. The nearby bandits were shooting with all that they had, as were the two vault hunters.  

Zer0 unsheathed their sword to take down a few bandits in one fell swoop but (y/n)’s voice stopped them in their tracks before they could even stand up completely, “Look at me! I’m Zer0 and I’m the best driver on Pandora. I have a sexy voice and a cool costume.” 

Zer0 could only scoff lightly and promised themself that they’d deal with this partner later. Right now, they needed to take care of the bandits and leave.  

Zer0 shook off the blood spatter before reloading their pistol and getting ready to shoot another psycho when (y/n) shoved them out of the way too quickly. They turned their attention away from their many opponents to confront their partner when they saw how she just saved their life. Zer0 stared at the lifeless body of a rather large psycho. A knife wound right in the center of his forehead. There was no way that he was getting back up. Zer0 felt rather impressed that (y/n) saved their life so quickly and efficiently.  

Zer0 forced themself to snap out of their small trance before returning back to the fight at hand. They couldn’t lose control or focus because (y/n) might get hurt. Only a few left, fortunately. The two experienced Vault hunters quickly took down the rest of the bandit camp before checking on the other. (Y/n) quickly grabbed Zer0's arms, staring deep into their helmet. She just wanted to see if they were alright.  

"Zer0, are you okay?" (y/n) asked.

They only laughed at (y/n)'s antics before pushing her hair back enough to rest their helmet to her forehead. They listened closely to how fast her heart was beating, she was really scared for their safety; for Zer0’s safety.  

"It's cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you're like a foot shorter than me, you know?" Zer0 teased.

Without hesitating and for the comment, (y/n) lightly jabbed Zer0 in the side before walking to one of the bandit's cars and starting to hotwire it while Zer0 watched. 

She hopped in and looked at zer0 expectantly, knowing that they'd get in the car eventually after they were done staring of course. 

"Either get in the car or I'll leave you here and go drink by myself," (y/n) threatened. 

Zer0 wasted no more time and hopped in beside her, one of their hands finding their way into her hair, brushing it away from her face, so she could clearly see the road. 

"You're actually,/2 feet shorter suits you more/you're quite small, aren't you?" Zer0 teased once more.

Without looking, (y/n) smacked him lightly, never wanting to actually hurt Zer0. 

She didn’t give him a verbal response, deciding to drive back toward Sanctuary instead. Zer0 displayed a heart emoticon over his helmet, staring at her as she drove effortlessly.

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Zer0 x Male!reader (Reunited)

Request: Yo, may I ask Zer0 x m!reader with Zer0's pov? They didn't see each other for quite a long time because of their own missions but bump into each other. Thanks😁

Pov: Zer0′s

Fandom: Borderlands

Genre: Fluff

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I could come around from the back and slowly take them out. One at a time. But there was a whole camp. That could take hours, maybe all day. I was hoping to see (y/n), I hadn’t seen him for weeks. Was he upset with me? Human customs were difficult to adjust to.

Back to it, I could snipe half of them out from this spot, but I didn’t think I had the ammunition to do so.

Wait a minute, was that--

“(y/n)?” I waited until he got closer to recognize me as well.

“Zer0! Hi. God, I haven’t seen you in forever.” 

I dropped my gun and took long strides to wrap my arms around him before lifting him in the air. I had missed this. I felt (y/n) hugging me back with as much force as I was.

“Is there something wrong?/you haven't’ been answering/you made me worried,” I said. 

(y/n) slowly slipped out of my grip, pulling out his echo, where his map and messages were.

“My echo’s broken. It only picks things up within a 20-mile radius. I’m gonna go get it fixed with I go to Sanctuary,” He explained. 

What had (y/n) been up to? His hair was a mess, and he was covered in gunpowder and residue from explosions? 

“Oh, Right! I’ve been helping Brick with exploding bandit camps. It’s kind of exhilarating. I’m not really big on exploding, but wow!” He yelled from excitement.

It was nice to see him get excited about something again. It had been a long time.

“So you’re heading home?” I asked.

I was too happy to use my haikus to speak, I usually didn’t with (y/n) anyway, I spent too much time with him to do that. He shrugged his shoulders as a response.

“Maybe, unless you don’t mind if I tag along with you?” (y/n) asked. 

I gave him a small gesture of my hand, telling him to follow me. He jumped with glee and pressed a small kiss to my helmet before following me to the bandit camp. 

“Oh! This camp?” What was he talking about? He held out a detonator. “I kind of rigged this camp with a few hidden bombs a while back, just in case.” He handed the remote to me, I glanced at him for a moment before pressing the button. I ended up taking a few steps back from the force of the explosion. “Oh, I love this. I see why Torgue is so big on exploding things now.” 

I grabbed one of (y/n)’s arms, turning his attention to me, “I love you and I missed you.” 

(y/n) smiled lightly before giving me another quick hug. We stared at the destroyed bandit camp. The bodies outside the buildings slowly started to fall and tumble to the ground, splattering blood on the ground. (y/n) had gotten more destructive in the past month. I’d have to stay on his good side. That shouldn’t be a problem, I cared about him too much to hurt him.

“Come on, let’s head home. It’s been a while for me.”

Home. With (y/n).

That was something I could get used to.