Apr 21, 2023
Omg, I figured out how to hack the CIA account! What shall we post?
-Zerlan
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Omg, I figured out how to hack the CIA account! What shall we post?
-Zerlan
Zerlan: Nardeth doesn't look good. Like, close to regenerating, not looking good. Are there medical supplies on the TARDIS? I can't believe I'm going in an actual TARDIS with an actual renegade!
The other agents abandoned us once they realised this was not, in fact, just a protest or a drill, and was in fact a full on riot.
@weepingangelpropaganda the black out has started, so you can't be seen. it's time.
Zerlan here, Mrellin is leading the group down to the cells where Nardeth's being held.
Let's light these fires people!
@totally-not-a-renegade-time-lord @tardis-loomed-belladonna light 'em up!
Can anyone else hear me?
People on this blog:
Nardeth, the ex-CIA agent who tried to unionise, then had to be rescued after speaking about the union too loudly at work. They/them. The last time they tried to break into the CIA, they left with a new body, and now they have boobs. A new experience for all involved.
Mrellin, another ex-CIA agent who's friends with Nardeth. She/her. Suddenly finding herself very attracted to people with boobs.
Zerlan, who was just the IT guy (under contract) at their branch of the CIA. Ze/Zir, he/him. Just enjoying the show.
The trio travel in their stolen Timeship, the Zadellin, hiding from the CIA and trying (unsuccessfully) to stay out of trouble.
Anyone know where one would get a spare chameleon circuit? I think the Ship's tired of being stuck as a log cabin.
- Zerlan
... I'm so bored.
The other two, it's like, they have these inside jokes, and I wasn't there for their progenesis, so like, what am I even doing here? Why did they want me to come along? I do feel *useful*, but I want to be more than that. I want us to be friends.
-Zerlan
We're supposed to be a CIA hate blog, right? So uhhh fuck you, CIA! The watchers of the cathedral are useless! Booo!
-Zerlan