#zero gravity shipping

[shootingstarmoonchild]

(for Krista in a crowd) NIGEL UNO IS A BUTTFACE!

“YEAH HE IS. WHAT A NERD,” Krista shouted hoping the person would hear her. (Don’t you just love otps that pick on eachother)

[shootingstarmoonchild]

*whispers* Nigel's booty

Lucifer peered into their inbox affixing his reading glasses. “I should probably archive this for Krista to read later since it’s clearly for her, but it’d probably be kinder just to clear this out and let her edit the post for herself later.”Lucifer posted it only for Krista to find it upon her dashboard a few minutes later.“DELETE THIS,” she shouted into the next room a blushing mess. 

[shootingstarmoonchild]

"Is it true that that Nigel fellow likes you? Like, like-likes you likes you."

“Hm? Well, I’m not sure about that anon. I’m hoping it’s true to be quite honest, but that is more something you’d have to ask him. I can’t really answer for him,” Krista said cleaning her glasses.

[shootingstarmoonchild]

Just kiss already + Nigel Uno

Krista lain there dead. Dead from a horrible blush. Oh if only she had the courage. “Rejection though! Rejection! What if I get rejected?!”

[shootingstarmoonchild]

Zerogravity! [Of course I send you this ship. It's the best c: ]

(Daw you’re too sweet)

-who cries when someone dies in a movie :  How surprised would you be if I told you Nigel

-who wears the ugly holiday garb : Nigel. Mainly to make his mother, who keeps buying and making them for him, happy

-who pays for the meals : Depends. Most of the time, Nigel does, but Krista also does too, but not as much

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone : Nigel plays the trombone (or in this case soussaphone) and Krista slams the oven door

-who brings home stray animals : Nigel. Krista does too when she finds out he’s ok with her bringing strays into the house

-who leaves the bathroom door open : None of them. They are both pretty discreet about that

-who tells the ‘dad jokes’ : Nigel, but only ironically

-who wants kids more : Nigel. Krista is too afraid that she’ll be a terrible mother

-who travels more : Both of them love to travel. Wherever Nigel goes, Krista does.

-who spends more cash : Krista

-who buys the things in infomercials : Nigel omg

-who draws in the dust on their cars : Nigel. Krista simply just wipes it off with her hand.

-who starts the snowball fights : They take turns

-who throws away the directions to things : None of them do. They both come prepared

-who puts up holiday decor : If they can afford it that year, they are more than happy to decorate their house. Nigel knows this makes Krista happy, especially around Halloween and Christmas time

-who is more likely to forget to bathe : Both of them do

-who gets more obsessed about things : They are probably equally obsessed, but about different things

-who sings in the shower more often : Nigel

[shootingstarmoonchild]

Hoagie: "Listen, Krista, through all the adventures I have had with Nigel, the only thing he's cared about through all of this, is finding you."

Krista: "Really? That's so sweet."

Hoagie: "Well, that and a baldness cure."

[shootingstarmoonchild]

Hey Nigel, great job almost destroying Earth in space!

Nigel looked towards the anon. He was currently back on Earth where he belonged, but he knew he’d be getting this kind of flack when he got back. “Listen, I do not blame you for your reaction. In all honesty, I probably deserve it. Please, just give me a chance to say I’m sorry..,” Nigel slightly whimpered.

Krista stepped forward and held Nigel. “Please anon, just don’t be too harsh on him. He really is sorry for what he did. Don’t hurt him please,” Krista said holding him closer comforting him. She recognizes that he almost did make a mistake, she also saw he was truly apologetic. She was always ready and willing to forgive him. She hoped that everyone else would be too.

[shootingstarmoonchild]

♕ zero gravity

send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me

Ok, it’s time for that one obligatory Seven Minutes in Heaven fic  you’re probably bound to find with every ship (or at least back in the day where Quizilla was popular). Yes, all of the characters here are over 18. Nothing nsfw happens though. A game of strip poker is mentioned though. 

No song for this one, but I am listening to this while writing it:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iUl-bsryc4

It was Spring Break around the college dorm and everyone had either gone home or stayed in the dorms. Krista had opted to stay because she wanted to stay as far away from her parents as possible for obvious reasons. Nigel had volunteered to stay behind to keep her company seeing as his parents never had much of a spring break anyhow. Plus, he didn’t want to leave her here with no company.

They usually decided to take turns going into each other’s room for movies and ramen or pizza or just something in the back of the mini fridge like a burrito. They would usually take turns snarking or criticizing the film. It’s the reason they’d pick B movies just to laugh at how terrible it is. 

One night, while they were watching Evil Dead, they had a knock on the door. It was Bruce. “Hey guys, we got a party going on at my dorm room if you guys wanna come,” he said pointing to his place across the hall three doors down. The former sector z had stuck close by, even in their college years. So, their dorms were always next to one another. 

Nigel wasn’t exactly sure until he heard Bruce said he had invited the rest of his friends to come. “Well…,” Nigel said thinking it over. He wasn’t really the party kind of guy. “Sure, I’ll go if Nigel will,” Krista said. She wasn’t really the kind to enjoy a party unless she knew there were people there that she already knew very well. Nigel shrugged and sighed. “I don’t see why not, “ he said giving Krista a kind smile. “Alright! The party has already started. Come over when you’re ready, “ Bruce said heading back to his dorm room. Krista and Nigel were in pjs, so they decided to go back to their rooms to change before going to the party. 

Krista was waiting outside Nigel’s door for him when he walked  out. “Well, ready,” Krista asked teasingly. “Yes, come on,” Nigel said waving her towards the dorm. When they knocked, Ashley let them in and they were relieved to see it wasn’t as wild as the other college parties. It was just a bunch of guys sitting around playing video games while some of the others were chatting or playing truth or dare. Fanny, even though not the party type, had been invited by Ashley who had also invited Virginia and Rachel. 

“DID YOU JUST BLUE SHELL ME, “ David yelled while Lenny was dying of laughter. “Well, should’ve not pushed me off Rainbow Road, “ Hoagie said driving his cart to first place. “Hey! About time you two get here, “Wally cried from across the room. He had been snuck in by Kuki. “Yeah, hope they didn’t interrupt you two making out or anything, “ Kuki laughed stuffing her face with popcorn. “We weren’t making out thank you, “ Nigel said defensively. 

“Well, you’re probably going to in about a few minutes,”  Abby said checking her watch.  “What do you mean,” Nigel asked nervously. “We’re going to play Seven Minutes in Heaven silly,” Kuki said holding up a baseball cap. Nigel gave a “I didn’t sign up for this” look in his eye. Krista wiggled her finger to get his attention. “Listen, I know how you are about this stuff, so we can leave now if you want. I”m sure they will understand, “ Krista whispered. Even though she would like some possibility of being stuck in a closet alone for seven minutes with the boy she has been in love with since Elementary school, she doesn’t want to make him do anything that makes him uncomfortable. 

Nigel looked down at her and much to everyone’s surprise said, “No, I think we’ll stay for the game.” Krista was just as shocked as about everyone else at that point. “Ok! Here’s what we do. Everyone sit in a circle, draw a piece of paper with a number on it. We then spin the bottle and whoever it points to has to reveal their number and the person that got their same number has to go in the closet with them for seven minutes, “ Kuki explained. Krista has heard it being played many different ways. This one was new. 

They all sat in a circle as instructed and drew numbers. As soon as all the numbers were picked, they started going one by one. Rachel had gone first with Virginia. They were assumed to be making out, but were debating over what happened in Philosophy class last semester. There was much making out to be had back at their dorm room though. This usually counted as foreplay. 

Next went Ashley and Fanny. Seven minutes later, they were walking out giggling hand in hand. No one asked what happened. The bottle was spun again. This time, it landed on Nigel. He opened his paper and it had the number seven on it. “Who has seven,” Nigel asked  nervously. “Me,” a timid voice said. Krista was the one who had the number seven. “Oh thank god,” Nigel breathed. “I mean, well better get this over with,” Nigel said walking into the closet. “Don’t have too much fun you two, “ Abby teased as she closed and locked the door. 

Krista and Nigel were on opposite sides of the closet. It was a little cramped, but it was enough to fit the both of them without feeling suffocated. They both stared awkwardly at the wall for the first minute. “Heh, weird huh,” Krista said trying to break the silence. “Yeah, it kind of is,” Nigel said trying to keep up the conversation.

“You know, if it makes you feel any better, we’re not even obligated to do anything. We can just sit down and play with this deck of cards if you want,” Krista said picking off the card deck from one of the closet shelves. “You know, that does make me feel a bit better,” Nigel said giving a half smile. “So, go fish for something slow and simple,” Krista suggested. “Sure, I never had much luck with black jack and poker,” Nigel said shuffling the cards and handing them out. “Dare I ask,” Krista said with a quirked eyebrow. “Well, just the week before we all went off to college, I was invited over by everyone of the gang to a poker game. Sorry by the way. They assumed it wasn’t your thing and we just wanted it be just us,” Nigel shrugged. “Nah, I understand,” Krista was slightly hurt, but she could also understand why they needed that time to themselves too.

“Anyhow, it turned into this weird strip poker game and I was quite literally cleaned out. Kuki had wiped all of us out,” Nigel shivered. Krista tried to resist laughing at the image of Nigel at a strip poker game but couldn’t. “Oh come on, it isn’t that funny, “ Nigel whined. “I’m sorry, but that’s too funny. I just can’t picture you playing strip poker,” Krista said dying of laughter. 

“Oh yeah, think you could’ve faired any better,” Nigel asked. “No way! I would have lost badly. It’s just  you’re always so uptight,” Krista said laughing louder falling to the floor. Nigel tried to cover her mouth. “Come on Krista. Everyone’s going to hear you and I prefer no one knew,” Nigel whispered harshly. “Sorry, but that’s what I mean,” Krista said trying stifle her laughter. Nigel was busy trying to cover her laughs he didn’t realize he was hovering on top of her. After she stopped, they realized they were inches apart from each other. 

“Well, this is awkward,” Krista said nervously. “Y-yeah it is…,” Nigel said looking down at her. “You know,you can get up if you want….I’ll promise not to laugh anymore,” Krista promised. “What if I don’t want to,” Nigel said touching his nose to hers. “W-what do you mean,” Krista asked tilting her head. Nigel suddenly cupped her face and slowly came closer to her lips. Their  hearts started pounding and their faces redder as they drew closer. That’s when the door finally opened and Nigel bolted directly off Krista without missing a beat. 

“Oh man! You mean you two didn’t do anything in here,” Abby cried dissapointed. “Well, we played go fish. Does that count,” Krista said with a dorky smile. “On the floor,” Abby questioned. “Yeah. This is my thinking place,” Krista explained knowing Nigel wouldn’t want her to tell what really happened. “Well ok, come on out then,” Abby said stepping out of their way. “You strange strange child you,” Abby said shaking her head at Krista.

After the party, Krista walked Nigel to his dorm. “So uuum, I hope what happened in the closet wasn’t too awkward,” Krista said nervously hoping this didn’t make their friendship any different. “No, it was a weird moment, but we’ll be ok. It happens and it doesn’t change anything between us. I know that worried look on your face. We’ll be fine,” Nigel insisted rubbing Krista’s arm comfortingly looking her in the eye. “Thanks…” Krista smiled up at him. “Well, tomorrow your dorm then,” Nigel asked. “Yep, we’ll watch V for Vendetta then,” Krista said walking to her dorm. “I look forward to it,” Nigel said stepping inside his dorm.