#zeroabsurdity

[jbbuckybarnes]

Gbpp lando and i being period sisters rn 😔 except i dont have an Oscar to cuddle. Big sigh.

*hands you a giant koala plushie* I hope this works as a replacement in the meantime (until I cloned us all an Oscar each) ❤️

We all deserve our personal caretaking!Oscar when we're miserable and curled up in bed. I truly just wrote what I'd like to have during my period in that chapter 🫣 one cuddly boy that I can cry with to-go please. only thing missing was truly just him making her the tea he bought and diligently heating up the microwavable mini-pillow 🥺

I love these two so much 🙂‍↕️ and I hope your suffering will be over swiftly 🩷

link to the fic

[str-481]

https://www.tumblr.com/str-481/820758592626016256/has-anyone-ever-considered-lando-wearing-a-thin?source=share

I feel like that neuron activation monkey meme. Tell us more tell us more 😌😌

X

I’m a decrepit zero this was all I had to offer :/

But no, seriously for a second. Lando wears thin chain jewellery pretty often. Like basically every picture where he’s not in race gear he’s wearing a chain. And we KNOW (land)oscar are deep into that predator-prey kink. Who’s to say that doesn’t extend beyond the track and also become a bit more of a pet play thing.

Lando’s an eager pup who wants to be good. And wearing a collar is an extension of that. Plus the thick, even weight of it against his throat helps calm him down and remind him who he belongs to. But obviously he can’t go out wearing a collar without raisin eyebrows. So the compromise is a thin chain that only Oscar’s allowed to take on and off for him. And maybe there’s also a little plate with Oscar’s initials on it like a dog tag.

[str-481]

For sleepover saturday: top 3 ice cream flavours go! (Can you tell that the europe heatwave is killing meeee)

saturday sleepover

Sending you all ice dream because this heatwave sounds horrible (33 is an average day in summer where I am lol) (and also it's the middle of winter for me)

Mint choc chip and I don't care if anyone says it tastes like toothpaste!

Vanilla but specifically from this one place because it's so rich and tastes like actual vanilla beans

Sorbets of most varieties. We make a mango one wmsometimes which is really nice. But also raspberry or strawberry is very good.

[str-481]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 (or more) people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out 🩷

Third person to send me this btw AHHHHHHHHHHH

This is sooo sweet!!! You've a beautiful person too zero <33

[jbbuckybarnes]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 (or more) people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

goes right back to you zero. I appreciate you on my dash and love sharing the occasional rpf braincell with you. my dms are always open to you <3

[str-481]

Tangerine and azure obvi 😌

But also orchid?? I feel like you could beat the shit out of some elected officials with me

What mutual am I

You guys have to stop calling me cool I can't take it 😭😭

Tangerine: you're so cool why are you following ME??? /pos

This means so much to me 😭 I love when people love anything I make

Azure: I'm soooo normal about your art/fic chewing on it rn

I would love to beat the shit out of some officials. Sign me up !

Orchid: I would maul my elected official with you

[str-481]

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Share your wisdom with us!!

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Oh god I don't have much wisdom 😭

I did a random survey for genetics a couple weeks ago for one of my classes. And fun fact the ability to roll your tongue into a circle is more common in females than males. There's also no proof that it's entirely genetic because there's a discrepancy between identical twins and the ability to roll your tongue in a circle. Some people also have the ability to roll their tongue into a clover (three waves in their tongue).

Also these results are off the wiki page because most of my data was forged