#zerofruit

[saisai-chan]

because you keep reblogging john mulaney things, i am now obsessed with john mulaney. thank you

hey, no prob!!! i’m glad you enjoy his jokes!!!

[blackbackedjackal]

hiya! do you happen to have any connections with taxidermists who specialize in bird taxidermy (specifically tiny birds)? i have three parakeets (my babies who passed away this past january/february and have been sitting in my freezer since), and i've been thinking about doing something neat with them? thank you!!!

There’s actually a world champion bird taxidermist who lives in my town. I’ve never met him but I think he may only specialize in game birds. I’ll check his site to see if he ever does pet taxidermy or small birds.Other then that, maybe there are some vultures who are skilled at bird taxidermy? 

((Also I’m sorry to hear about the loss of your babies. I just got the skull from my rat that passed away back in this week so I totally feel you about wanting to preserve your pets ;v; ))

[blackbackedjackal]

zerofruit replied to your post:I’m gonna unleash a mass of merch on my ebay store...

what is your ebay?

blackbackedjackal c:

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I feel like I've been shot my zerofruit

Rule #1: Post the Rules. lala why

Rule #2: Answer the questions the taggers asked and then make 11 new ones. 

Rule #3: Tag 11 people and link them in your post maybe

Rule #4: Let them know they’ve been tagged no

1) What animal do you feel most connected with? (spiritually; or it’s just your favorite animal)      I love squids, if that counts. The deep sea kind that have bioluminescence. I just really like the idea of being horrible looking thing that scares people that also minds its own business at the bottom of the ocean (where it is peaceful).  2) Do you believe in fate/destiny?      I suppose people cause their own fates. 3) What do you plan on majoring in/what are you majoring in in college?      Cultural and biological anthropology would be great, but in general I would prefer to work in a prep lab in a field museum (like the brainscoope!) so I guess that would mean a major in zoology, botany, anatomy, pathology, or taxidermy. Perhaps a language major and a minor is creative writing would be fun, too. 4) What is your favorite hour of the day? (specific number)      3 in the morning is a great time. 5) What is your least favorite flavor? (can be artificial or real)      Apples from the school cafeteria. 6) What is your favorite article/type of clothing you wear?      Hoodies are comfy 7) Whenever you get a bundle of flowers (or even just one flower), what do you do with it and how long do you keep it?      My family owns a glass cabinet that contains fragile things, including vases. So I cut the tips of the flowers' stems and display them in a vase in the kitchen.

8) Sequins, studs, or glitter?      ????????? never glitter because that shit will follow you home and murder your family 9) What is your favorite way of listening to music? (record player, cassette tape, mp3 player, etc)      Sound system with a subwoofer 10) What does your dream wedding look like? (if you don’t plan on getting married, just pretend!)      nah 11) What is the color of the tissue box in your room right now?      I have an empty one that is blue and a full one that is... pale orange with pictures of flowers. My ???? 1) Who the hell do you think you is? 2) If your hair would behave, what style would you get? 3) What does your ideal bathtub look like? 4) Paintings, photographs, or posters for decoration of your home/room? 5) Favorite artist (musical, classical painter, tumblr artist, etc) 6) Are you hungry? 7) Would you pay me to write a book of poetry? 8) Give me book suggestions. 9) If two speckled ponies and one ass get together to have a party, who is flying the plane to Puerto Rico? Show all of your work, or receive no credit. 10) How are you? 11) What do you look for when picking an animal companion?

[ayyeo-sang]

Hi dove! I tagged you in my question game!

Rule #1: Post the Rules.

Rule #2: Answer the questions the taggers asked and then make 11 new ones.

Rule #3: Tag 11 people and link them in your post

Rule #4: Let them know they’ve been tagged

1. What is your favourite thing about your bias(es)?they’re cuties and also precious little shits with the most wonderful personalities

2. If you could speak any language(s) in the world what would it/they be?All of them!

3. Favourite song?I’m a strong believer that favorite songs don’t exist, but then I find myself thinking of two certain songs when this question pops up. The first is Burning by Phantom (wonderful song) and Snowman by Yellow Monsters. There are of course more favorite songs than just those, but those two are always the first in my mind when I get asked this

4. Home country?USA… -__-

5. Who introduced you to kpop or how did you happen upon it yourself?It was Sam. How she came across it, I have no idea, but she created this monster that I am now

6. Favourite K-Dramas or variety shows?I love I Miss You and I Need Romance, and I don’t really watch variety shows too often, but when I do it tends to be Starking

7. Favourite food?Chicken! And banana milk! And Shabu Shabu!

8. Favourite kpop group?SHINee, BAP, EXO, and VIXX (they’re all tied for first)

9. What’s your favourite thing(s) about kpop?The number of friends I’ve made! And also how much it’s taught me about people (mainly their closed-minded-ness)

10. What’s something you don’t like about kpop or your bias group or bias?People generalize too much as they do with most everything. They look at sasaengs and say “Oh all fans are like that”

11. What time is it right now?10:27pm 

My Questions (wow I’m actually doing this for once what???)

1) Favorite band/group/singer who isn’t Korean/part of the kpop scene?

2) Place you most want to visit?

3) Place you most want to live?

4) Favorite book/series and why?

5) Name something/someone who changed your life in some way (you don’t have to explain how if you’re uncomfortable with that)

6) What is your passion?

7) Who is the most attractive person in your eyes?

8) Favorite “oldies” TV show (Ex: I Love Lucy, Leave it to Beaver, The Brady Bunch, Andy Griffith, Hogan’s Heros, etc)

9) Starting with the wall directly facing you, what do you have on your walls?

10) Name some things you’re interested in, whether you’ll be able to pursue them or not

11) What is your favorite time of day?

Tagging:

lullabygames

zerofruit

shivix

tae-mato

sailor-vixx

vixxmeen

littlemenomaru

shindongvevo

mrosehun

psychoticsweetheart

yehet-is-gay

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zerofruit replied to your post: Hey Guys! Help me out!

university of delaware ;D

Laura I told you lol, UD and UConn are basically tied at the top of my list. It assuming I get in to both it'll be down to whoever wants to give me money :P maybe you should look into UConn too, just to be safe ;D

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