#zesus

[revon-aurora-borealis]

why must he be like this

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

Almost all of gods treat each other like shit except Hestia who treat with nothing but love & respect and you can’t change my mind.

[im-a-gremlin]

I got a blue hairbrush and my name’s Rachel, where do I sign up to hit Kronos

[pizzacast]

👏🏽Medusa👏🏽was👏🏽not👏🏽a👏🏽 villain👏🏽

She was a victim trying to protect herself.

Also👏🏽neither👏🏽was👏🏽 perseus👏🏽

He just wanted to save his mother from a cruel king who was trying to force her into a marriage.

The real villains are the dick king gods.

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

Do you ever get annoyed when hearing the "clean" version of Greek mythology? Like they leave out the part where Zeus was a cheater, or a lot of "incest was wincest" back then? Or just in general, were almost all the gods jerks?

Yeah, I get that some elements might not be appropriate to tell to certain audiences, but but sometimes I am just like,

 "Come on, if you're going to tell a Greek myth. Don't hold back; tell me another one of Zeus' cheating scandals.Spill the tea!!"

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

Zesus:*sees ANOTHER woman he would like to fuck.*

Me:

[jesuszesus]

His response to that….

[jesuszesus]

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