#zingofthecutlery

[thelannisterway]

So, today I spent the entire day in the Hamptons and Montauk. Well, I spent most of it trying to get to the Hamptons and Montauk.. The traffic made the usual one and a half hour trip into about five hours of a constant struggle and my two friends who are vloggers (y'all should subscribe to them) recorded the whole thing and this is the horrendously terrifying culmination of the car ride and short stop at the ocean. 

[naturallogofx]

I miss Beth. Let's go back in time for a bit to LeakyCon please.

[redbullandcupcakebatter]

Hello Caitlin! I HATE doing stuff like this but I absolutely must ask because of my love of this story. Have you abandoned Goodnight? It's one of my favorites and I would be super sad if you did :(

I have not!! It's next on my list to tackle once Poison and Wine is done. It's just such an emotionally exhausting story that I had to take a break from writing it. 

[chatterboxrose]

Rose. Solider Blaine kicks me right in the kidney every time. Why must you do this?

Because it hurts so good.

[thelannisterway]

Beth, I like your tags compared to mine, they're a lot more calm and collected and well written.

[thelannisterway]

That was the best meal I've ever eaten jfc.

[thelannisterway]

I've already made the decision that when I'm famous or some shit you're gonna be my date for my red carpet things. Just saying.

oh. my. god. lkadjflkjeklja. imaGINE. beth. i'd poop all over the red carpet.

[thelannisterway]

zingofthecutlery replied to your post: I don’t get how someone can be okay with eating...

Do you not realize that some dick’s taste like shit yet girls are still expected to give head? THINK ABOUT IT BRO.

I mean, I know some do. I'VE BEEN IN THAT SITUATION, BETH. I legit said, "Ew. I'm not doing that anymore." and then proceeded to just make out until I had to go. IF I CAN DO IT, GIRLS CAN DO IT TOO.