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we love an unhinged king

Unreal Unearth Unhinged

Zipper and I are no longer friends they’re being inappropriate to me

if it makes you feel better my daylist is titled "cosmic witchy thursday afternoon"

Tbh that one kinda slaps

*tour guide voice* And to your left, you'll see a Hozier tree. They only grow in Ireland and they sound like angles

SMILEY HOZIER RAAAAHHH!!! my heart 😭😭😭 silly tall man get DOWN from there you will HURT YOURSELF

truly an endangered species we must PROTECT AT ALL COST!!

also file this picture under: just Some Fuckin Guy™

Me: Hozier is a fucking GOD in disguise. Like do you think a human could write these things?!?!

also me: lol look at this fuckin goofball. Look at this big guy.

bonus: Hozier with kids

Me: you don't understand Hozier is a living Orpheus there's no other explanation

Also me: HE IS SO UNSERIOUS. LITERALLY JUST SOME FUCKIN GUY!!!

Your honor I love him

this is the face of a mouse who is begging for cheese from someone shorter than him (aka everyone)

STOP giving me those puppy eyes ANDREW JOHN HOZIER-BYRNE!!!??

(i love him so bad)

And here is the mouse being grateful after getting his cheese from someone shorter than him (aka everyone)

*sigh* I wish he were real

I also wish he was real

just found this. One of Andrew's peak "Just some fucking guy" moments.

also "I take my coffee black" *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

That's literally my emotional support Some Fuckin Guy™. Looking very bf too uugghhh

As for taking his coffee black:

But I also have a theory that that's actually a milkshake since he quite enjoy those idk 🤷‍♀️

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