not pear shaped, but i think i redeemed myself with mantis:')

seen from Singapore
seen from China

seen from United States
seen from Uruguay
seen from Türkiye

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Netherlands
seen from Canada
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Russia
seen from Sweden
seen from China
seen from Austria
seen from China
not pear shaped, but i think i redeemed myself with mantis:')
Me creating a large cast of characters: I'm bound to dislike one of these motherfuckers
Also me to every member of the cast: I would die for you. I would carve my last breath from the tissue of my lungs and hold it out to you in a ring box so that you could do me the honor of making me the luckiest creative alive for my last few seconds of existence. If you asked me to, I would escape my skin so that you may exist more fully in my place. My being is nothing without you. I--
What do you mean I can't just talk to people about my characters like they're my friends I went on an adventure with this weekend?
Write it down, instead? Why would I do that?
Some dreams never die. And I'm okay with that. I'll keep dreaming until real life can catch up.
Guess what I got bored and made...
I'm a Voice of Deception and Promises
One thing about me is I'm gonna play dumb.
Did you see that?
See what?
Do you know what happened?
No. What happened?
And half the time I'm not playing.
I don't know how to lowkey check a person's blog. Like, imma get in there and root around in the part of their brains they've painted their blog with. Imma reblog every single thing I see that I like and then imma follow
If I was a pharmaceutical salesman I would simply refer to myself as a drug dealer