Slice of Life Human x Zoid Interactions | 1/?
- Your Liger Zero crouching down for chin scratches like all the time
- Your Zoid throwing a fit in the parking lot because you’ve been shopping for more than three hours already
- Said Zoid complaining about the 20 shopping bags you’re trying to fit into their cockpit
- Your Zoid picking you up and carrying you away after you’ve been staring at the display window with the parka on sale for $599 for over five minutes now
- Venting to your Geno Saurer in tears how you were bullied at school today and he asks where the bullies live
- Your Zoid being confused as to why you have a different paintjob every morning
- You teasing your Zoid back that it’s called fashion and they obviously don’t know anything about it, seeing how they’re wearing the same outfit every single day
- Your Zoid ranting about how your fashionable ‘armor’ provides literally no protection at all
- Knitting a scarf for your Geno
- Your Geno knitting a scarf for you
- Building a giant snowman with your Zoid in winter; they accidentally melt a part of it because one of their heatsink exhausts came too close, which they get utterly distraught about
- Snowball fight with your Zoid; you die
- Your Zoid playfully dumping a metric ton of snow on you and then frantically digging you out again because they didn’t hear you make a single sound for the past five minutes
- Your Liger Zero playing hide and seek with you in the snow and thinking he’s perfectly hidden because he blends into the white; except his massive silhouette against the forest behind him kinda gives him away
- Playing hide and seek with your Helcat, Helcat always fucking wins
- Your Shield Liger being scared of fireworks and putting up his shield cuz there’s nowhere to hide
- Your Zeekdober going after the mailman; now you have to fetch your mail from the post office because for some reason the employees refuse to deliver to your house anymore
- One smart mailman trying to distract the Zoid guarding your house with a laser pointer; it’s all fun and games until the laser of a rifle points back
- Your Blade Liger being OVERjoyed because you got the HMM and now there’s a mini-him!
- Your Fury seeing you beating eggs and offers to help; you kindly refuse
- Your Lord Gale having watched a documentary about the Middle Ages and now REALLY wants to try lance jousting with the Lanstag two blocks over
- Your Zoid accidentally overdrawing your bank account cuz they secretly hacked your phone and didn’t realize the microtransactions in Candy Crush cost real actual money
- Your Zoid hearing you say “oh shoot my phone died” for the first time and being super distraught cuz they’re thinking it literally died
- Your Zoid not wanting to spend the night in the barn because there are spiders
- Your Zoid watching you through your window while you sleep to make sure you don’t have any nightmares
- Sleeping between the front legs of your Liger while he watches over you
- Having to console your Bladey because the local Saix always outruns him and that makes him doubt his worth
- Scolding your Command Wolf for digging up all the plants in the yard; little do you know that it was in fact the neighbor’s König Wolf
- Your König Wolf bringing you a telephone pole to play fetch and not quite realizing what’s the big deal and why are you yelling
- Your Shieldy being absolutely TERRIFIED of balloons since one popped in his face a few years ago and now always deploys his shield as soon as he spots one
- König Wolf howling at the moon and their human yells at them to shut up. The König complies...until the next full moon
- Your Saix ‘accidentally’ stepping on your brand new sports car. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
- Your Geno LOVING sparklers for some unknown reason
- Your Murasame forgetting to duck and accidentally cutting power lines every once in a while
- Your Liger Zero being dead afraid of the jack-o’-lanterns on your porch because their eyes they glow
- Your Zoid being scared of thunderstorms
- You sitting underneath your Shieldy in the rain while he keeps you dry with his e-shield
- Your Command Wolf really wanting to bath in the pool but only his butt fits