#zombie dog

[necroamoure]

I wanna know what it feels like to be clicker trained.

[zz0mbi3b0y]

Laying down with a vibrator against my dick while I scroll tumblr, how much better can life get?

[salmon-jaws]

owed for @kandiravefur

[howlsnteeth]

[thehmn]

I watched a video about how to be among the 5% of citizens who got out of Racoon City unharmed and thought “No way. I’d for sure end up as one of the zombies” and that got me thinking. What would I be doing as a zombie?

In Resident Evil 9 zombies seem to be doing whatever they were doing around the time they got infected or their most base desires.

If I died at work I’d probably just hang out in the kitchen and attack Leon with kitchen utensils, but if I died anywhere else I’d most likely be walking dead dogs. Just dragging the corpses of pets I find behind me and maybe I’d be lucky enough to find a zombie dog that would follow me around forever, occasionally biting chunks out of me, until we’re both too rotten to move. That would be my base desire undead life.

[jisuto]

[rabidmuttz]

Zombie Dog

[taygra5shaon]

ADOPTED AU: Realization💥

Adopting three wild feral kids after centuries and keeping them in a castle that is literally falling apart with dangerous things inside, is not good for your sanity.

Ketheric is trying is best but he need to remodel his place or he will have totally white hair in no time.

also:

RIP (stupid bitches)