Undead Jaskier
-Jaskier's been dead for like..five? Maybe six years now and he still hasn't noticed.
-To be fair, that's on Geralt.
-Jaskier died a slow, painful death after being poisoned by a creature Geralt was fighting. He felt so guilty and unable to deal with the loss of his bard, he decides to fix this.
-He tries talking to Yennefer but even she refuses to take part in this. It can't last.
-Geralt doesn't stop and continues to search until he finds an ancient resurrection spell that requires dark magic and a place of power.
-But he does it. Geralt brings Jaskier back to life with no memories from his last days thankfully.
-Everything's normal. Sure flies are attracted to him much more now and if you listen he doesn't have a pulse but other than that, it's fine!
-Five years of this, Jaskier still hasn't noticed. Yennefer is well aware and tries to keep her distance from the undead bard.
Yenn: You're going to have to tell him.
Geralt: He won't notice.
Yenn: Okay fine, but when his dick falls off after he stuck in some random hole, don't say I didn't tell you so.
-Jaskier just assumes it's Yenn being Yenn. But magic users can very easily recognize what he is as Geralt does his best not to lose the man he loves again.
