#zombieaudrey

[virulentkid-blog]

ME. IM A CHARACTER.

Attraction level: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10Love for the Character:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10How much the char has grown on me: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10Badassness level:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10How upset I’d be if the char got killed off:1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10

[virulentkid-blog]

You know it's been a while since you fed me

i’ve run out of food that i can give you.

you can run out and grab some chips from the closet or something.

[virulentkid-blog]

*rolls around* LORD MARS IM BORED PLEASE DONT HURT ME DOR SCREAMING

chill

[virulentkid-blog]

*whimpers falling off the bed and curls up in a ball* ow...

[rolls back over]

keep your voice down. go to sleep. 

[virulentkid-blog]

*crawls into your bed while your sleeping and cuddles* please don't hurt me I recently showered.

[turns over and punches you in the gut]

the bed is mine. sleep on the floor. 

[virulentkid-blog]

ILL PROTECT YOU LORD! *sees gore* GAH *hides behind you shaking* protect me

[anime ‘tch’ noise]

fool. i don’t need protection from this imagery. i’ve witnessed far worse.

as for you, i suggest leaving for a while until the dust settles. 

[virulentkid-blog]

But I'll be homeless.

so?

[virulentkid-blog]

I'll haunt you.

i will exorcise your spirit. LEAVE.