#zombiecreatures

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Not a Lemon dog, just a genetic disaster cat (he still thinks he’s a dog and won’t listen to us when we say otherwise). He decided two annual vet appointments ago that he actually fucking hates the vet, and refuses to behave.

I was hoping that it was just a fluke the first time, and didn’t get him gabapentin the second time. Instead I booked a fear free appointment, brought both Churu and his favourite person, he decided he hated both and refused to behave for a blood draw. I throw my hands in the air with this drama queen..

Okay well I pray at the altar of grumpy cat Andersmith so if he says the vet is Satan then I believe him

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*sadly packs away my Metamorphosis-themed porn and scuttles out of the room*

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Honestly! He was so hype to go in the basement and then he and Cody spent the whole time chasing each other up and down the stairs and leaving me to get eaten by demons. Useless. Back to needing 100% less Ace in all of my daily tasks.

She wants pink tile with dark wood paneling??? With Jack and Jill doors and narrow af?

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Ace has the rancid vibes of the sort of kid who would threaten to lie to everyone that he was being abused in order to try to blackmail his parents into getting him an X-Box.

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zombiecreatures replied to your post “werewolfzero replied to your post “werewolfzero replied to your...”

Part of my stitch and bitch watched as I used my hand to seal tinfoil over a /hot/ pan which obviously makes the tinfoil hot…even with people watching I cannot use proper kitchen safety

Why would you expose yourself like that, I choose to only tell you guys the choice bits of my kitchen nightmares so I can choose exactly how I want to mortify myself.

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werewolfzero replied to your post “werewolfzero replied to your post “flufflybunnypants replied to...”

i might have spelled it wrong but, if you ever go to trader joe's they call their version cookie butter, it's got a consistancy like peanut butter

I’ve never been to a Trader Joe’s and don’t really want to try it, but I did have a friend in the UK tell me that you could get some sort of speculaas butter there (I think they call it Lotus paste or something idk). It sounds intriguing, I didn’t know you could buy it here; I’ve never had it, only had the cookies themselves. (The spelling changes depending on if you’re talking to the Dutch or the Belgians I think.)

zombiecreatures replied to your post “James Neal Moment of the Day: “I don’t think that pan is really that...”

I’m late to this party but I’ve been cooking by myself recently and have done this many times. We’re doing great here.

It’s the stupidest monkey-brain impulse but I’m staring at this pan like. “The oil isn’t really doing anything. It’s probably not that hot. You should touch it to see if it’s actually getting hot because maybe it’s not getting hot and that’s why the oil isn’t heating up?” We have an electric stovetop and some of the burners are basically dead and others take a long while to heat up so I”m like “oh I bet it just hasn’t heated fully yet!” Except It Had.

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So proud of you!!!

Thank you for appreciating the difficulty of this endeavor for me. It’s actually the third (3rd!!) meal I’ve made on the stove and I’m quite proud of myself because I still fucking hate having to watch things on the stove. I’ve coincidentally been able to avoid having to cook any of the meat thus far because they all used precooked meat (or in this one I was using up old rotisserie chicken) but I hate cooking meat the most so. We’ll get there.

ALSO I made my mother eat all three of the dishes I’ve made which is the real feat because they contained scary things like zucchini or curry powder.

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bluecamellia replied to your post:midnightweaver replied to your post:Quick what...

“I feel like I use werewolves too much”? how dare u even suggest this is possible tbh

I mean in both my major fandoms I have written long werewolf AUs, I think I’m kind of saturating the market all on my own at this point.

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American Werewolves in War? Idk it’s my shitty attempt at a play on American Werewolf in London or whatever that thing was…

I know what you mean. It’s too tongue in cheek though, doesn’t take itself nearly seriously enough.