Guys I have a complaint/question - WHY THE HELL ARE KIDS AT THE ZOO SO FUCKING IGNORANT
So I took a trip the the Milwaukee zoo yesterday because I heard it was interesting, and just UGH everywhere are these know-it-all, annoying, ignorant kids all over the place like GOD DAMMIT
Anyway so I care for animals, I like ‘em. I want them to stay safe and relaxed. But at the FUCKING RED PANDA EXHIBIT this one little boy starts screaming at these red pandas to come out, specifically this one in a little closed in cage that’s probably his home or something...anyway this kid screaming at the top of his lungs is literally making my ears bleed and making these red pandas freak out and scurry around, and the worst part? HIS FUCKING MOM DIDN’T TELL HIM TO STOP ONCE
So another thing was so when I’m busy looking at Bonobon chimpanzees, just watching them like a normal guy (because they’re interesting) AND THESE FUCKING LIKE 6 YEAR OLD KIDS COME AND PUSH THROUGH ME WITHOUT EVEN SAYING EXCUSE ME LIKE LEARN MANNERS KIDS and I didn’t get to keep watching these Goddamn chimpanzees after that.
Okay so one more thing, I was in the men’s restroom, you know washing my hands and all that shit, got a headache from all these kids probably, and this kid, walks out of the closed stall, BANGS THE FUCKING DOOR STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK OF MY HEAD, and just stands there and looks at me for a straight ten seconds. I looked at this kid like “what the hell man” and then you know what he did? HE FUCKING WALKED OUT OF THE BATHROOM WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS!!!! I had a terrible headache for the rest of the day. God, I hate zoo kids.
Also this one other thing I almost forgot to mention was that I was looking at an orangutan and this kid who looks like he’s a definition of some schoolboy bitch with glasses walks up to this cage with his mom and says to her; “Yeah, that’s a silverback gorilla, definitely.” And I couldn’t help it - these damn kids got to my mind - I turned to this kid and said “That’s an orangutan.” And what he said to me was the best thing I heard all day. You know what he said? “Oh, what do you know, Memestar?” And just walks off. His mom said sorry to me and I just said “Oh it’s fine.”
Be aware that kids at the zoo are ravenous monsters.
