My Favourite Things from Zoomfest 2016
(Zoomfest is a 48 hour film festival where participants have to finish a film in 48 hours! When you’re in it, nothing else matters and sleep is a vague myth)
“There is no real life… only ZOOM”
*dabs 70 times in a single day* am i even doing this ironically anymore
(in a southern accent) well hornswaggle my hog’n’tosh
“This jacket smells like wet dog” “How can your dog smell like wet jacket”
(All Star by Smashmouth starts playing in the background)
“I’ve definitely watched more My Little Pony then you”
“I don’t think you can hold me up” “Excuse me I’ve been doing kickboxing for two and a half years and i even did my very first push-up last week”
“stop posing seductively on the bed we have to film”
*notices incoming deadline* OwO what’s this?
TOASTY
(there’s a new message on the website about safety during zoomfest) “alright which group of idiots was hanging off the bridge this time”
“we just have to pray to the wifi gods that the audio is fine” “what do the wifi gods have to do with that?” “they have to do with… fuck you”
“oh man guys this audio is really good” (excited pterodactyl screeching)
“this script is definitely not gay enough”
“oh man a guy on a bike almost hit me on the way back here” “are you okay?” “no i’m really angry he missed”
“The V in LGBTQ stands for Vore”
