#zooproblems

[speciesofleastconcern]

seen on a coworker’s facebook page

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i think I've finally settled on a paper topic: rhetoric in modern (post 2006) spoken word poetry about the nakba/palestinian displacement I'm hype because I was afraid I was gonna have to write yet ANOTHER paper on mahmoud fucking darwish

[playdoughandplato]

im literally so stressed out for tomorrow that i can feel myself breaking out over it but my outfit is gonna be fire and im preemptively fighting everyone who disagrees

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im always so impressed by how well i still understand spanish even tho i ain't spoke a single word of this shit in six. years.

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i went to my friend's apartment tonight under the impression that we were just gonna hang for like an hour or something but it turned out to be a full fledged PARTY and i stayed like four hours longer than i expected, i watched two kids try pot for the first time, i got invited to a threesome, and i learned how to make french toast

[playdoughandplato]

friend @ me: can u take a literal actual bullet for me?

me @ friend: ya fam!!! name the time and place i got u

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me @ myself: can u be a functioning member of society for more than an hour without crying?

myself @ me: literally no lol

[playdoughandplato]

me: boys r disgusting i never want to even have to think about boys ever again

boy: *accidentally blinks in my vague direction*

me: 👀💯🔥💃😘👌

[playdoughandplato]

im on the bus and there's a dude on here reading poetry and I'm so mad like who tf do u think u are, sir ?? ur Emerson ass can WALK smh