"One-hundred and eighty-five pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal... a natural-born villain, provocateur extraordinaire, and crown jewel of independent wrestling. The silver-tongued sadist, midwest's most wanted, the absolute best at being the absolute worst, the handsome devil - He thanks God he's not you. Representing the Ring of Connor, abiding by the Code of Connor, because it is Death before Dis-Connor. He is the Pretty Hate Machine, Connor by-god Hopkins."









