#zuben headcannons

[zaachknight]

guys I got a bf and now I understand zuben like yes okay it DEFINITELY is normal to miss your bf that much because omf I live 6 hours from my bf on the bus home from his rn and I am really missing him like desperately yeah

[zaachknight]

ok guys can yall tell me which one you want first so I can finish a fic pls

"Kill Me (As You Kiss Me)"

smut/just pure smut/serial killer au/kinky?/mask/blood stuff/knife stuff/cabin in the woods/rose petals/Zach kills Ruben (lovingly-ish)/plot what plot™

"I Love You When You're Drunk"

cute/fluff/Zach and Ruben go around bars in the city/kisses and dancing/horribly written karaoke/joy division references/stumbling home/I didn't really think of the fans tbh so none of the 'omg that's ruben' stuff/dancing in the kitchen/kisses in bed/slight smutty stuff/OK fine actual smut maybe/blowing/aftercare and cuddles/i-love-you's

"Shadowplay"

title from a joy division song/listen to the song you'll get the vibe/parties and escaping/dark rooms/secret kisses/post canon/touching but no actual smut/making out/getting caught

"Dishwasher Dynamics"

3am/Zach does his chore when he's exactly no supposed to/Ruben likes watching him dance to some specific goth post punk band/singing along/Zach catches him/kisses/fluff

"Blood-Stained Tears" Chapter 3

Zach and angel chilling outside/angel tries to learn how to skate/and fails/zuben eye contact/but it's really really awkward/long conversations /finally talking about his mental health to ruben post show/fluffy zuben stuff

DOESN'T HAVE A TITLE // chapter 1

Football(Soccer) au/Zach isn't in Saturday/Saturday is a three-part/Angel is a football (soccer) fan/guess what zach does/Saturday go to a football match/Ruben makes comments on Zach/Angel tells ruben where the bathroom is/but it's really zachs teams locker room/"Who are you and what are you doing here?" /rushed apologies and blushing/number exchanging

[zaachknight]

the amount of tiktoks I see that I immediately go 'OMFG THAT'S ZUBEN' at is crazy

[zaachknight]

the way I said 'zuben reference????'

[zaachknight]

zach torments the boys by using his very alarmingly accurate mickey mouse impression

like oh, Angel's finally doing the dishes he was told to do three days ago? a deranged mickey mouse is behind him, taunting him.

poor, unsuspecting jon is just quietly reading his book in peace? well, that's just too bad because mickey mouse is there behind him about to scare the shit out of him.

ruben is just peacefully sleeping in, enjoying his dreams? well, mickey mouse is about to wake him with maniacal laughter.

[zaachknight]

so here's some things I've written about anjon in my notes app :3