#zzy

[ozzgin]

I told you once about getting dumped by a guy who told me after a year he only loved me as a sister. You made a silly little comic of one your OCs saying hed fuck me even if I was his sister.

It happened again. Just had my second relationship ever end because the guy is dying and didnt tell me, and didnt want me there with him while he withered away.

Im never dating again. I dont know what I did to deserve this. I have 3 cats, a Hitachi, and plenty of fanfiction I can read. I refuse to go through this a third time cause what the fuck.

-🌟

I'll say, you're particularly unlucky, anon. Give yourself some time to breathe. Meanwhile, I maintain my stance that my OCs will always be here for you, especially Zzy. As a matter of fact, this calls for a fitting remake. :')

[ozzgin]

Zzy loves that you're playing hard to get. The groans, the grimaces, it's all part of the challenge. It's the usual spiel he's come to expect from you: he'll make a crass offering, or an abruptly romantic suggestion, and you'll roll your eyes, switch to a different seat, or scold him for being a horndog.

Except you've now fallen in love with the damned creature. So, the next time he begins his flirtatious games, you actually pull through. He's not even paying attention, snickering to himself and preparing the next attack, when he suddenly feels your lips against his. Huh? Wait...what? His eyes are wide, and he sits there, completely limp. It's almost as if his brain switched off.

You begin to worry about his flaccid state when he finally springs up, pouncing at you and pinning you to the ground. He's struggling to breathe, chest heaving up and down as he frantically searches your gaze. You wonder if indulging in his pleas was a good idea, after all: the demon is nearly drooling, eyes glazed in sheer adoration. You're not gonna stop here, are ya, he says, voice trembling in excitement.

You can be certain that Zzy will always return your affections tenfold.

[ozzgin]

You have no idea how comforting your work is right now to me. My boyfriend of a year broke up with me last night admitting he doesn't see me as more than a sister, so it's really nice reading through and imagining someone wanting me utterly and unconditionally.

You know who's always going to want you? This menace right here. If you're having a bad day, he'll make it worse (lovingly).

[ozzgin]

I’m so invested in your oc’s ! What type of style does Zzy like whenever they get to wear clothes?

It took me a moment to realize what you were talking about - I completely forgot Zzy has no clothes in his demon form! I suspect he'd continue being a fat slut.

[ozzgin]

The rest of the album is on Patreon for one buck! Continues with Toby, Plant Daddy, Kiritsubo with Yuugiri, God of Thunder, and Ringmaster with Cursed Child. :D

[ozzgin]

Sometimes Zzy really gets on your nerves, to the point you want to tie him down and get him to behave. Until you realize he's enjoying it. Man, he loves it when you order him around or scold him. He'll misunderstand or fuck up your tasks just so he can feel your little human hands angrily wrapped around his collar.

The only time he'll listen is when you threaten him with Mr. Detective's name.

"You let him go," you'll groan in frustration, standing above the horned creature. "There goes our damn job."

"My bad, my bad," he'll pretend, already sprawled at your feet. "I can see you're angry. Here's an offer you can't refuse: take it out on me, won't ya? Totally fair," he argues, almost panting in excitement.

"I think I'll tell our boss about it instead," you hum in contemplation.

Oh, God, anything but that. Zzy scrambles back on his knees, begging with his hands held in prayer. Listen, he's not that much of a masochist. It's only hot if you're the one doing it. Have a little mercy. Come on.

[ozzgin]

Wait- I need to know more about this imp stalker guy. You said he also wears the panties, but how? Normally? Superman style? On his head?

The mysterious imp has only recently begun tormenting the mortals with his shameless perversions; to everyone else's luck, he found one particular victim to molest and stalk: you.

You stare in confusion at the fresh pair resting on the creature's head. You haven't seen those panties in months. Before you can react, a shriek pierces your ears, a primordial wail shattering the gates of Heaven itself.

It's Zzy, collapsing to the ground with his mouth hung open in disbelief. This can't be. Someone out there is trying to out-lewd you, to interfere with his debauchery.

His rival.

[ozzgin]

Monthly reminder that Zzy is a menace.