HE'S THE GUARDIAN ANGEL I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

[liaisbroke]

things boys of tommen taught me:

— you NEVER know what someone else is experiencing

— your actions do not define you

— your hardships do not justify your actions

— everyone has their own struggles and traumas

— men do not stop talking about their dicks (thanks for this one kae)

[feelinglostineverycrowd]

When Joey has been LITERALLY fighting for his life all day against his abusive dad and battling his intense addiction and then Shan comes home and asks 'So how does it fit'

[444kaileadeer]

rip gerard gibson you would’ve loved making 67 jokes

[nursegif]

TRYING TO SNEAK MIRALAX INTO YOUR PATIENT’S DRINK

[nurselovinsxo]

I laughed way too hard at this, but seriously though.

[notquitenightingale-blog]

Reblog if you’re a Nurse, in Nursing School, or are a pre-Nursing major!

I need more nurses to follow!

[orchestraordie]

going into second year of four year program !!!

[aus-yeezus]

If she got that wifey material energy don’t let her slip away

[hotboyproblems]

it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that a man reportedly fed up with his girlfriend’s marathon, five-hour shopping spree, jumped to his death from a 7th story balcony at a Chinese shopping mall

When the girlfriend asked him to come with her to one more store — for a shoe sale — Tao lost it, witnesses said.

“He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more,” one witness said. (x)

[oatbee]

do dogs know that they’re cute?

[niknak79]

[cursedcatimages]

[smooththegoofyshark]

OP.. CHANGE YOUR URL OP

[hello-copter]

Sound. On.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

Sound. On.

[newkidsonmycock20]

[ruinedchildhood]

[setheverman]

[mitski-miyawakis]

story time.

[beyondplusultra]

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

[updatepls-deactivated20180722]

“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”

DEAD

[localgays2]

“Story time.

I have this one white friend.

And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,

“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.”  And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”

And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”

And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”

And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.

So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”

And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”

[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.

And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”

And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”

And I’m like “Yes.”

And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”

I’m like, “No.”

And she’s like “What’s the difference?”

And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”

And she’s like “I don’t understand.”

And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”

[katjohnadams]

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I’m actually crying

[porterr-robinson]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

[juuliaroberts]

truly sickening