devil take the hindmost

[HIATUS]  Jasper Penn, a Pirates of the Caribbean/Age of Sail OC | Indie, non-selective, multi-ship, multi-verse | penned by Mari, follows from moonlitmyth | disclaimer: this blog is trash, absolute trash

[twenty-four-seven-angst-prompts]

Personal Muse Asks

😬 Greatest fear? 🐉 What triggers their past experiences? Certain words? Objects? 💀 How would the muse prefer to die if they were given a choice? 👻 If your muse became a ghost, who would be their go-to haunt? 😈 How would the muse react if one of their loved ones were hurt? 📹 What’s their saddest memory? 🔫 If given the chance to kill their lifelong enemy, would they do it? 🎥 What’s their worst memory? 🎲 What is their perspective on life? Do they find it fulfilling or dreadful? 🎰 Does the muse like to gamble? Are they addicted to it? How far would they go for bets? 🌙 Are they afraid of the dark? 🔮If they were able to see their future, would they do it?

[cptsd-ala-feels]

hello, yes, universe? i don’t mean to question your methods or anything but What The Fuck

[xmusiings]

See? Now you respect me! Because I’m a threat.

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[memepomptbox-blog]

MOBILE MEMES

SEND 😪 FOR A SAD TEXT  SEND 😏 FOR A CHEEKY TEXT SEND 😡 FOR AN ANGRY/MEAN TEXT SEND ❤️ FOR AN AFFECTIONATE TEXT SEND 💔 FOR A HEARTBREAKING TEXT SEND 🤐 FOR AN UNSENT TEXT SEND 😵 FOR A TRIPPY/HIGH TEXT SEND 🍸 FOR A DRUNK TEXT SEND 👌 FOR A COMPLIMENTING TEXT SEND 💋 FOR A SEXUAL TEXT SEND 👿 FOR A THREATENING TEXT SEND 😥 FOR A TERRIFIED TEXT SEND 😐 FOR A VAGUE TEXT SEND 🌞 FOR AN EARLY MORNING TEXT      SEND 🌙 FOR A LATE NIGHT TEXT                 

[rpmemes-galore]

Pink Floyd   {Sentence Starters}

“Don’t do it again…”

“No one is to blame.”

“Don’t make a sound.“

“I shouldn’t care at all.”

“I hardly even like you.“

“Don’t be afraid to care.”

“This is not your domain.“

“Leave, but don’t leave me.”

“Now, now, now is the time.”

“If I were alone, I would cry.“

“I’ve had enough for one day.“

“She is bound to drag me down.”

“They’ve seen that hope before…”

“You know the folly was your own.”

“Last night I had too much to drink.”

“Why’d you have to leave me there?”

“Rest your aching limbs for a little bit.”

“Is this not what you expected to see?“

“I’m so afraid of mistakes that I’ve made.”

“I’ve got amazing powers of observation.”

“Yippee! You can’t see me… but I can, you.”

“And I would like to know, how do you feel?“

“Do you remember me? How we used to be?“

“Tell me, is something eluding you, sunshine?”

“You’re the kind of girl that fits in with my world.”

“What do you want? What do you want from me?”

“Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?“

“It’s awfully considerate of you to think of me here.”

“Would you like to say something before you leave?“

“Perhaps… you’d care to state exactly how you feel?“

“If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.”

“One of these days, I’m going to cut you into little pieces.”

“Congratulations. You have just discovered the secret message.“

“And if I were a good man… I’d talk with you more often than I do.“

[snoji]

favorite character: *does something really stupid or bad* me: 

[takethehindmost]

Sentence Starters {Digimon Movie Edition}

"Those are really weird friends you have."

"This is all my fault…"

"You always say you love thunderstorms so, what’s a few raindrops

between friends?"

"You take that back!"

"I wasn’t going to send that letter!"

"I was surfing the web, but I wiped out…"

"He wears pants now?"

"This is the saddest story I have ever heard."

"He doesn’t know where here yet!"

"Mom says not to do that to society!"

"Don’t push it…"

"Hey, it’s not your problem!"

"Did somebody call for a ride?"

"Nothing! It’s just a joke!"

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

deer: *walking around a cemetery*

someone: an old god…. a spirit…. someone’s reincarnation…

deer [thinking]: how do i get out of here with these fences all over the place

[sifshieldmaiden]

@yggdrasilushxrt

[takethehindmost]

ventureseek:

takethehindmost:

continued | @ventureseek

“Sucks.” The young man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a crumpled carton of cigarettes to offer her one. “Me, I’d never be friends with someone who expected me to get through a party sober.”

Maria eyed the carton and shook her head slightly.

“I don’t, but I appreciate the offer,” she told him. “I don’t mind. Chronic responsibility syndrome, you might say.”

She tossed back her tequila shot and pursed her lips when she realized she’d forgotten a lime slice. Again.

“Perdon, I forget my manners sometimes; Maria,” she introduced herself, offering her hand. “You are?”

“Sounds like quite the affliction. Is it deadly?” He smirked, sliding the cigarettes back into his pocket. “Jasper,” he answered, taking her hand and shaking it heartily.

[takethehindmost]

ventureseek:

takethehindmost:

“Oh yeah.” He rubbed the stubble on his chin thoughtfully. “Forgot about the newspaper. You know, you could have gotten away with that one if you hadn’t mentioned it again.” He shrugged. “And anyways, why the fuck should I give a shit what anyone says about me?” There was a brief pause, but he spoke again before she had a chance to. “That said, what have you heard?”

“That you’re an ass on even the best of days, and if I get involved with you in any way I’m going to break my heart over it,” Maria sighed. “And the fact you ask means…maybe you do care but you don’t want people to know.”

She quickly raised her hands before adding, “Merely an observation, nothing more, if I’m wrong I’m wrong. But I’d like the chance to form my own opinion first.”

“Care?” He snorted. “Nah. Scientific curiosity, please do not confuse it with actual interest.” A mindset he had learned from certain parties, very early in his life, and one he’d be hard-pressed to ever abandon. “Sounds about right, anyways. I’m a shitty guy, you should stay away from me.”

[babyanimalgifs]

GIMME

[certifyablyawkward]

[gushers]

Going pretty well, tbh. 

[tearyfuckface]

[rarerpmemes]

❝   ░   sherlock   s3   / starter   sentences.

feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   to   make   these   fit !

❛  listen to me. i am not gay!  ❜ ❛  i’m definitely going to kill you.  ❜ ❛  oh, please. killing me, that’s so two years ago.  ❜ ❛  i don’t shave for [ name ].  ❜ ❛  oh, you should put that on a t-shirt.  ❜ ❛  i wanted you not to be dead!  ❜ ❛  yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.  ❜ ❛  those things will kill you.  ❜ ❛  you’d have to be an idiot not to see it. you love it.  ❜ ❛  i don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean.  ❜ ❛  why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong? the only one reacting like a human being.  ❜ ❛  i believe in [ name ].  ❜ ❛  wait, before you do anything that you might regret, um, one question, just let me ask one question…  ❜ ❛  i’m not lonely, [ name ].  ❜ ❛  if you seem slow to me, [ name ], can you imagine what real people are like? i’m living in a world of goldfish.  ❜ ❛  well, the short version… not dead.  ❜ ❛  you know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick.  ❜ ❛  i can’t be seen wandering around with an old man.  ❜ ❛  no, i prefer my doctors clean-shaven.  ❜ ❛  that’s not a sentence you hear every day.  ❜ ❛  i don’t understand. i said i’m sorry, isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?  ❜ ❛  gosh, you don’t know anything about human nature, do you?  ❜ ❛  that’s impossible.  ❜ ❛  welcome to my world.  ❜ ❛  oh, [ name ]. what do we say about coincidence?  ❜ ❛  the universe is rarely so lazy.  ❜ ❛  they’re right about you. you’re a bloody psychopath.  ❜ ❛  imagine someone’s going to get murdered at a wedding. who exactly would you pick?  ❜ ❛  beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences and role models.  ❜ ❛  yeah, but am i a pretty lady?  ❜ ❛  you’re not really getting the hang of this game, are you, [ name ]?  ❜ ❛  do you always carry handcuffs?  ❜ ❛  you are not a puzzle-solver, you never have been. you’re a drama queen.  ❜ ❛  i have an international reputation. do you have an international reputation?  ❜ ❛  can you whisper?  ❜ ❛  marriage changes you as a person in ways that you can’t imagine.  ❜ ❛  i am a ridiculous man. redeemed only by the warmth and consistency of your friendship.  ❜ ❛  sorry, that was one more deduction than i was really expecting.  ❜ ❛  i wish you weren’t… whatever it is you are.  ❜ ❛  most ghosts tend to haunt a single house. this ghost, however, is willing to commute.  ❜ ❛  oh, do your research. i’m not a hero, i’m a high-functioning sociopath. merry christmas!  ❜ ❛  did you miss me?  ❜ ❛  your loss would break my heart.  ❜ ❛  what the hell am i supposed to say to that?  ❜ ❛  the problems of your past are your business. the problems of your future are my privilege.  ❜ ❛  [ name ], you are a back-stabbin’, heartless, manipulative bastard.  ❜ ❛  you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry, tabloid whore.  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing the matter with me! imagine i said that without shouting.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna love being dead, [ name ]. no one ever bothers you.  ❜ ❛  is everyone i’ve ever met a psychopath?  ❜ ❛  everything’s available for a price. you making me an offer?  ❜ ❛  let me flick your face.  ❜ ❛  [ name ] is actually a girl’s name.  ❜

[teenangst018]