TalaLeisu2

Hello everyone! I'm a writer/gamer/cartoonist/athlete/engineer.  I'm pretty...odd, as a person.  Please feel free to reach out.  I'm on ao3 and fanfiction.net where I write for Warriors, RWBY, RvB, and Transformers.

[talaleisu2]

So I’m not often on this website anymore but I gotta vent this somewhere and like tomorrow’s my birthday and I haven’t reminded my hubby (or anyone) bc I want to see who remembers.  Like it’s my first birthday since leaving the Jehovah’s Witnesses (with them for about a year) so I’m wondering if anyone will remember.  (Okay it’s my second bday since leaving them technically but I made my own cake last year to celebrate on my own since I was still so uncomf with the whole thing so XD XD)

[peachvers]

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

[chandrar-nalaar]

you have a beautiful imagination

[iguanamouth]

[fahbulus]

beautiful

[talaleisu2]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Update in DYMD! Chapter 10: Healing Words.

Thank you all for keeping up with my ridiculous fanfictions!  And for those of you who read The Scarlet Omen and wondered what was happening Monday- I was dying of some unspecified stomach illness.  I’m still feeling it’s effects!

[talaleisu2]

I just want you all to know that I've lost 8lbs in the last ~48hrs. Before you congratulate me, understand I have not eaten in 24hrs and have been violently sick any time I try to. I've also been quarantined to one room of my parent's house. Oh well. At least I'm skinny. v_v

[talaleisu2]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Free fighting lessons, y’all!

I wrote this in my Yang cosplay and I feel so ashamed but not really.  Enjoy reading!

[talaleisu2]

Ex Co-Worker: I never considered you gay. I always thought you were a good friend and a fine American!

Me: ...BUT I /AM/ GAY!!!

[royal-society-of-pandas]

It’s the only effective way to get Tucker to shut the fuck up

[talaleisu2]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter update in DYMD Vol1.

Chapter 9: Juggernaut

[limnalhymn-deactivated20190921]

[talaleisu2]

Totally.  The most gay thing you will ever do in your life. More gay than sucking a dick.  Trust me, I know. I’m one of them.

[littlefists-deactivated20180402]

pmgitg update

UGH I KNOW Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY AND I’M SUPER SORRY, BUT. not only is there going to be a chapter delay, but i may have to push it back as far as NEXT tuesday. i have not written a single word for the past four days and i am not fucking this chapter (of all chapters) up.

Keep reading

[talaleisu2]

Listen friend I got that seasonal affective disorder too, so I KNOW how disorienting it can be, how almost scary and tiring it can feel. I would never want you to force yourself to do something you're uncomfortable with, especially concerning your mental health. Fanfiction is supposed to be a way to creatively relax, a fun way to express our love for someone's work and at the same time put our own work out there. If this feels like a chore, and you know you need a break, take it! We can all wait(: because you and your health comes first above all

[talaleisu2]

Me: *walks up to bro who is standing and staring into space* Hey bro, can you take some pics for me?

Bro: No I can't I'm...typing.

[talaleisu2]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter update in The Scarlet Omen! Enjoy and thanks for keeping up with me!

[talaleisu2]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Newest chapter in DYMD!! Hope you all enjoy(:

[talaleisu2]

You know what I hate? I hate when companies act like they “own” you when you’re on the clock, or even that general feeling.  And you know what, I only ever got that feeling when working at a grocery store.  I didn’t even get that feeling cleaning houses!  And when I worked in research...well I felt like it was my domain, my world, even when it wasn’t.  Like yeah, I was doing somebody else’s research, on their dime and everything.  But somehow, someway, doing research and even cleaning toilets felt less constricting than working at a grocery store.  Funny how that worked v_v

[talaleisu2]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

New chapter in DYMD.  Thank you all for your patience! <3

[talaleisu2]

My bro: WHERE THE HELL IS THE REMOTE???

Me: Is it buried under your 13 tons of shit you just left out on the table like we don't use it??

[kyojinsenshu]

The Pickles were under his tongue the whole time