anxiety ridden fuckmonkey with a thumb up his ass

it you are not me and this blog isnt yours then chances are youre not nearly as cool as me but dont worry cause its not like anyone has ever even gotten to that level in the first place IC Dave Strider blog, all interactions are assumed to be online

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i need more threads tbh

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Time and circumstance have made Blue what he is. At the core, he’s still the same, he’s simply become something new on top of that in the last two or so years. His brow arches at Dave’s words as well. “Believe it or not I’ve had some really crazy stuff happen to me, especially recently, so you shouldn’t be worried, I’d probably believe just about anything you told me at this point. Like, within reason kind of, I’d probably ask you to prove it but that’s just common sense.”

He rubs his hands together loosely. “Uhm, not much I guess? California is nice, even if we haven’t hit the hot parts of it yet, I fell asleep in the shower this morning does that count as something new?” When he laughs, it’s light and airy, genuine laughter rather than something falsified to hold up to society’s expectations of social interaction, he genuinely enjoys talking to people. 

There’s something about Dave that seems off, even besides the familiarity, and Blue’s brows knit together in some semblance of concern.

"You have something on your mind man? You seem like, jittery or out of it or something"

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"Jittery?" He played it off shaking his head.  He didn't mean to come off jittery at all.  Note to self, tone it down by a lot.  He took a small breath and crafted together a short excuse for his erratic behavior.  "I guess I'm just hella cold, like damn.  You know how when you come to California you think sunny beaches and warm suns and oranges and shit?  Turns out that's only a fraction of what California is.  And see, I'm the guy who didn't even wind up settling in that part.  I ended up in SF, cold water and fog.  That's all there is to it.  And even here, we're even more up north.  This is snow territory right here.  Like, as a Texas homeboy and all I expected California to be exclusively associated with nothing more than a sun, you know?  But man, I was played by the false advertising, you know?  It's cold as fuck most of the time.  I don't know, maybe I have to live in LA, but who the fuck wants to live there?  It's filled with people who have too much money on their hands and celebrities who desperately need Jesus in their lives.  Honestly, I feel duped every time I'm reminded of the fact that I live in goddamn California." 

Ok, that was a long excuse. 

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winter break has started so now I am here!

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Beastie Boys // No Sleep till Brooklyn

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I took this picture on the freeway and it perfectly captures a typical utah sunset.

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mom isnt going to spend the holidays wiht us

i dotn feel lik repliyn to much sory

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i still dont know the damn difference

i think hes crazy

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I PLAY TABLETOP RPG’S, NERDS PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT. I USE BOOKS, NERDS USE TECHNOLOGY. I ENJOY SHOWS, NERDS ENGULF THEMSELVES IN THE SHOW AND SUDDENLY GET THIS IDEA THAT THEY ARE THE PRIMARY AUTHORITY OF THIS SHOW AND THROW SHITFITS ABOUT IT AT ANY GIVEN CHANCE.

BASICALLY I’M LIKE AN OLDSCHOOL NERD THAT ISN’T AS PRONE TO EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS AT THE DEATH OF A CARTOON CHARACTER.

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wow

the purveyor of the english language has spoken and ive been forever enlightened to the differences between nerd and geek

i could have used this in the height of my nonexistent bullying days 

i say nonexistent because no one took my bullshit seriously and it was mainly to keep people at two arms worth of length 

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I AM THE HERO THIS TOWN NEEDS.

I AM A *GEEK*, EXCUSE YOU.

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explain to me the difference that im clearly ignorant to

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natalia kills oozes sex appeal i love it

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Karkat rolled his eyes a little before he himself made a simple order of a hazelnut mocha. Walking over to the pickup counter, he leaned against the wall and patiently waited for his drink. "I can't even believe some of the drinks people order here. One time this girl, I swear this was her exact order. "Hi can I get a venti nonfat no water extra hot tazo chai?" Like, calm the fuck down people. I heard someone order a cotton candy frap once too, and the look the barista had was one of pure confusion and terror. He had no idea what the fuck that even was." Karkat rambles, crossing his arms over his chest.

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"You should ask for the java chip, literal sugar and that's it.  You don't know if you should be happy or disgusted with yourself as you choke it down.  Ohh so much chocolate." He walked after Karkat, sitting in a nearby chair and pulling out his phone.  "Ok, it's not that late so I can afford to stay lost for maybe like two more hours."

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NO, MY VOCABULARY IS JUST QUITE EXPANSIVE SO IT’S LESS DIFFICULT FOR ME TO REITTERATE MY POINTS WITHOUT SOUNDING CHILDISH AND REPETITIVE.

ACTUALLY. MAYBE. I MIGHT VERY WELL BE A GOD OF LITTERACY BROUGHT DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS TO SHED LIGHT UPON THE TERRIBLE GRAMMAR AND REPRIHENSABLE SIMPLIFICATION OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

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wow youre a beacon of hope to all

nerd

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IT’S NOT EXACTLY TEDIOUS FOR ME. I’M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN WRITE A THREE PAGE PAPER THE NIGHT BEFORE AN EXAM AND STILL GET 80-90% SO WRITING TWO OF THE SAME PAGE AND A HALF PAPER IS CHILD’S PLAY.

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not sure if i should be impressed and to respect or if i should shove you in a locker and call you a nerd in classic public high school coolkid bully fashion

but that would be childish

so instead...

holy shit man are you some sort of linguistic god? 

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+2

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"I see. I thought for sure, but I guess not" he nods for Dave to follow him as he begins making his way around the well kept body of water, casting glances to the glossy surface. "I’m not gonna lie dude, I have no idea what to talk about." Dave seems a little less familiar with his shades up, his blue tinted eyes are foreign. So Blue pushes his earlier thoughts to the curb for now, keeping some generous distance between their bodies as they walk.

"I don’t usually run off to meet people at this time of day too, you just really don’t seem like the kind of guy who swings axes around and murders people in parks" he laughs. "Seriously though, you’re unnervingly easy to trust." there’s just something about Dave that’s so damn familiar and yet he can’t put his finger on it, like a word he almost knows, it’s there on the tip of his tongue and then gone again. Pain threatening at the inside of his skull once more, he leaves the train of thought be and lets the ache fade down.

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"I honestly forgot why I thought this was a good idea.  Again, please ignore every cryptic thing that leaves my mouth.  It won't make sense and the explanation will just make you think I'm fucking insane.  Um... What's new with you, Blue?  There you go, some idle small talk for you."  This was more painful than he thought it would be.  He literally doesn't remember a thing, and if he does, he's not going to remember it anytime soon. 

Upon a quick assessment of Jo-- Blue, Dave inferred that he was transient.  This kid didn't have a home.  He was also cold, but that went without saying.  What else can he learn?  It was so clearly Dave's best friend, but not.  He was too different, even went by a different name.  It may as well be John, but Blue and John were variant in many ways.