❛❛ The snail fucked off. ❜❜ (talon!)
( @talonporter )
“so what? it’s just a snail.” jonathan grumbled. “i hate the fucking thing anyway.” he ran a hand through his hair and cleared his throat. “anything else?”
jonathanbittern:
“okay.” he arched an eyebrow. “let’s just say i am nothing. that’s way better.” jonathan closed his eyes. “that’s real nice. real nice indeed.” he opened them to spot a cat not too far from them. “what’s that cat saying over there? actually.” instead of asking about the cat, he ran to where it was, immediately picking it up and held it tightly.. it started to scratch, hiss and bite at his hands whenever they could. “aww. you’re a good cat!”
“if you were nothing, you wouldn’t be sitting here talking to me.” talon knew what the man meant, of course, but he couldn’t help his sarcastic answer. he was about to answer the question when jonathan decided to take things into his own hands ( literally ) and bring the cat over. talon couldn’t help but snicker at the cat’s reaction. “it’s saying, ‘let go of me, you heathen, will i still be a good cat if i bite your fingers off?’ he’s feisty.”
















