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Hello hi. this is my pinned. wow. Hello! Intro below :]

Side blogs:

@teeth-n-tongue - horny blog

@deerfei - weeb blog (link click / wha / etc)

#barking.exe #intro post

dogpuppy

Does not look uhhh good

jooliadoodles

ryland grace on his knees but make it hurt/comfort.

ft. book AND movie scarring bc the book injury is bigger and cooler but the little claw print from the movie is so dear to me.

htkavampire

Grace using his glasses for their intended purpose for the first time in weeks

eggsandspam

failing the having a consistent art style contest

"Why does every time I draw them look vaguely homosexual?" <- said that to myself while drawing. Its because maybe they are.

hrtsdsre

they are full of thoughts and wonder

nealashitposts

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway