Konnichiwa (´･ω･`) @tammydongsaeng - Tumblr Blog

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

Me irl

I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

quichehound

Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.

insomniac-arrest

story time

back when I was around five years old I ended up jumping out of a moving car on the highway (a road my dad still points out to us every time we pass it), this had many factors to it such as:

my family did not believe in seat belts or child safety locks

I was obsessed with cheetahs at the time and thought that if I jumped out and landed on my feet I could run alongside the car like some sort of superhuman tiny cat-human-mutant

it did not work out like this

the most unbelievable part of this story was that I jumped out and then ROLLED across the rest of the highway and under a truck

luckily, I was really tiny and went right underneath the body and between the wheels

God really does protect fools and babies apparently- which I was both

a mom in a red mini-van was the first to stop and come out to get me and was like ‘IS THIS SOMEONE’S KID?? WHY IS THIS SOMEONES CHILD.’ I still remember you mom in a red mini-van, you were a real one

I was surprisingly fine outside of a few scrapes and a bad headache. Despite the headache tho my family did not take me to the hospital

they took me to get taco bell instead

riotlion

I just like, need some reassurance OP’s parents got better at parenting

insomniac-arrest

they did not, but thank you for your concern lol, it if makes you feel better it was a really freaking great Crunch Wrap Supreme

montereybayaquarium

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

noxfauna

dip moon like cookie

hazelbeewitched

i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler