Tangential

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[tangentialbinary]

lilyofthevalour​:

“Told my boss that I needed to take the week off ‘cause my Exeggcute came down with Ligma. He actually gave me the week off.”

“Your Pokémon coming down with something isn’t something to joke about or use as an excuse. You need to take this kind of thing way more seriously!”

[tangentialbinary]

lilyofthevalour​:

“I hid the monkey among Dav’s mountain of clothes, so legally that’s his problem now.”

“I don’t think that’s how legal shit works.”

...

“Is... is that how it works?”

[tangentialbinary]

lilyofthevalour:

And this is a sound plan in your mind?

It made a lot more sense before you took it so literally and made it weird.

[tangentialbinary]

lilyofthevalour:

wait what When in the hell did we get married in the first place?? I’d like to think that’s a thing I’d remember?

I’m gonna marry you specifically so that I can divorce you over this.

[tangentialbinary]

I’m filing for divorce.

[lilyofthevalour]

H-hey, come on. Who says I was going to ask you two to take it anyway?

[tangentialbinary]

Oh, have somebody else in mind, do you? Some other close friend of yours that lives nearby? You basically only hang out with us and Dav. And we don’t want your weird road-Egg. Anything could be in that thing.

[tangentialbinary]

No. I’m not doing it.

[lilyofthevalour]

Right, I’d probably spontaneously combust from being around decent folk too long. Grass is flammable like that.

Well this “weird cave in the middle of nowhere” ain’t changing locations anytime soon, so any day you want to waste some time after work with us weirdos, feel free to show up and get trashed.

[tangentialbinary]

You’d be so lucky. It’s the only way anyone could ever consider you “hot”.

Sure, maybe I’ll deign to give you my company, if I’m not too busy. You’d get lonely if I didn’t, it’d be like ignoring a Lillipup.

[lilyofthevalour]

Well that’s sweet, but me and Dav have our reasons for wanting to be out here alone. I mean there’s no rent, no neighbours, we’ve got friends that visit pretty often… And you know, you’d never’ve caught that Bug of yours if it wasn’t for this cave. Maybe a Bug, but not that specific dude.

[tangentialbinary]

You’re pretty hard to read for a weirdo, you know that? Fine, I get it. You like the place, and I guess you’re right that I wouldn’t have her if not for it.

Stick to your weird cave in the middle of nowhere. Aoi likes the walk, anyway, and you’d never be able to cope with sharing a place with me for long, so I don’t know why I brought it up.

[lilyofthevalour]

Hey! Don’t talk shit about our home, bruh. I don’t talk shit about your cave! Anyway it’s nothing like whatever you’re thinking. I just… I fell on my ass ‘cause my leaf-chair broke in half. While I was on it.

[tangentialbinary]

You know what helps with that? Living in a real home, with real furniture. Honestly, why you guys are so dead set against taking part in society is beyond me. You know Aoi would convince everyone to let you stay here if you asked, right?

[tangentialbinary]

 lilyofthevalour:

There is nothing in this world worse than bruised ass cheeks.

...you should not be allowed to communicate. Literally nobody wants to hear about the weird shit you do in that cave of yours.