[1000drawings]

by Sophie Schultz

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

[excitementshewrote]

[architectur3]

K House in Niseko

Florian Busch Architects

[brainstatic]

We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.

[robotlyra]

Millionaire: I can buy a fancy sports car, and a huge house!

Billionaire: I can buy THE SPACE PROGRAM

[bad-intentixns]

dude/babe it’s the same thing

[nokiabae]

i really love oversized clothing that distorts your silhouette. I love being formless

[kiefbowl]

when that menstrual depression hits you in the middle of your seasonal depression in the middle of your regular depression

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

[unshrink]

when you have sleepovers do you take a longer time to brush your teeth just to show your friends that you have better hygiene or is that just me 

[ethereal-concepts]

concept: your significant other loves taking pictures of you when you’re not watching. a candid of you laughing so hard your eyes are closed. one of cooking breakfast wearing their oversized shirt. one of you curled up asleep on the couch. a picture of every reason they love you. 

[still--getting--there]

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

The moon has known me all my life

[lilldiosa]

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

[unpretty]

tubby ran out of wet food and i couldn’t get to the pet store before lunch so i had to improvise and made her a scrambled egg

she is intensely dubious about this non-salmon food item

[unpretty]

despite how much she loves eggs when i’m eating them, she had no interest in eggs that had been prepared especially for her. fortunately we were able to escape our driveway and get her preferred salmon and gravy, and while we were out i bought a frame for the @viv-draws print i bought her

her standards have finally been met

[unpretty]

a couple of people have expressed concern about tubby breaking her dishes, so i just want to note that sometimes when the cups are misaligned in their tray they wobble a little and make a tiny clinking sound. when this happens instead of eating directly out of her dish, tubby will use her paw to bring the food to her mouth in order to prevent any unseemly noises.

[aerialsquid]

Your cat is a very prim cat.

[blogging-phelddagrif]

not to be dramatic but I’d die for tubby

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[welcome-to-alice-in-hell]

[forheksed]

In the woods (pixel version)