Fuck Off

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[taserfirstasklater]

/;/ Howdy, the dbh crave hit like a brick house and therefore I am here, to be everyone’s problem in the form of a caffeine reliant prick.

DBH ACCOUNTS COME TO ME !!!

(I’ll make an actual pin. . Maybe ?)

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Hostile

[pattern-recognition]

Да, комиссар

[gamblingapocalypsedad]

This is unrelated but I’ll post this here too

[taserfirstasklater]

If I’m losing a fight I’m biting you.

Can’t beat em’ eat em.

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[effinbirds]

[taserfirstasklater]

I also have a cat.

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You got a photo ?

[rk-900-askblog]

Her name is Malibu.

[taserfirstasklater]

Oh my fuckin’ god!

Look at this sweet baby angel!

[taserfirstasklater]

𝘣𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘱é𝘵𝘪𝘵 to me.

[rk-900-askblog]

This is incredibly unhealthy.

[taserfirstasklater]

You mean, It’s incredibly delicious .

[rk-900-askblog]

I can’t imagine that would register as delicious.

[taserfirstasklater]

Considerin’ my tastebuds are real .

I can tell you , it registers as yummers .

[taserfirstasklater]

I also have a cat.

-9

You got a photo ?

[taserfirstasklater]

𝘣𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘱é𝘵𝘪𝘵 to me.

[rk-900-askblog]

This is incredibly unhealthy.

[taserfirstasklater]

You mean, It’s incredibly delicious .

[taserfirstasklater]

𝘣𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘱é𝘵𝘪𝘵 to me.

[bluerosesblueblood]

what the fuck

[taserfirstasklater]

It’s brunch .

[effinbirds]

[taserfirstasklater]

𝘣𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘱𝘱é𝘵𝘪𝘵 to me.

[taserfirstasklater]

;/; lets play the game ;

it’s been six years since I’ve turned on my wacom will it work? 

[taserfirstasklater]

To the guy that left the jar of pickles in my asks ,

that’s my lunch sorted , you pickled angel .

[taserfirstasklater]

@askgavin-rdblg

🤲

[askgavin-rdblg]

NOOO

[taserfirstasklater]

oh ?

Would you’d rather it toasted ?

Say no more 👌

[askgavin-rdblg]

EW GOD EW NO

[taserfirstasklater]

🫵

I MADE THIS FOR YOU !

TAKE THE SANDWICH 🥪

[askgavin-rdblg]

NO

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:/