as long as we have tomorrow

alec • she/her

[pilvimarja]

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[gatheringbones]

tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”

“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”

[quasarkisses]

i needed this as a background

[spectrexviiii]

[puckwanger]

big mama 🐧

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[canesbian]

shot / chaser

[kobrafangs]

let’s go centaurs!

[heartbeatline]

a bunch of sidgeno clips. some hockey fights. awful quality. even worse edition. BUT. it has one of the best yandel songs so yeah

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[the-wizard-of-hijinks]

guysss he's staying around........................ 🙏🙏🙏

links under the cut of the articles/sources used

In Moscow, Evgeni Malkin opens up about his lost season, loneliness and NHL future

At home in Moscow, Evgeni Malkin opens up about his miserable 2018-19 season and how he has changed to again be great for the Penguins.

Evgeni Malkin on his future with the Pittsburgh Penguins: ‘I hope it’s not over’

Evgeni Malkin is on the precipice of entering an uncertain time in his legendary NHL career. The Pittsburgh Penguins are just one…

Geno Malkin frustrated as contract extensions punted to off-season

After a controversial and disappointing 3-2 shootout loss to the New York Rangers, Evgeni Malkin post-game was finally asked by the media ab

Faceoffs, Evgeni Malkin’s contract, and March schedule: What is your concern level?

The Pittsburgh Penguins have struggled to win faceoffs lately. That concern might be a little overstated.

What's the future of Penguins' Big 3 after first-round playoff loss?

The Big Three of Sidney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin and Kris Letang has brought the Pittsburgh Penguins lots of success. But Malkin's contract is

Malkin, Penguins to discuss contract extension in offseason

The Pittsburgh Penguins and star forward Evgeni Malkin will meet after the conclusion of the 2025-26 season to discuss his future with the t

Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin: Hockey’s unlikeliest blood brothers make history together

"To get both milestones on the same night might just sum it up," coach Mike Sullivan said. Said Crosby: "We've been through a lot together."

[artnpleasure]

[finelytaylored]

no it’s fine I wanted to cry today 😭 (x)

[call-me-cd]

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

[87vettel]

—PENGUINS BIG THREE: STANDING IN THE HALL OF FAME