Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core
ⓘ Fact check: This generous estimate is based off outdated meta-analyses. Modern studies suggest numbers as low as 30 seconds.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core
ⓘ Fact check: This generous estimate is based off outdated meta-analyses. Modern studies suggest numbers as low as 30 seconds.
this duck LOVES pink drink
Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me
My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."
Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…
maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
bleeding
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW
[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!
for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.
luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.
if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?
nothing happened
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part FOUR. this is my new hobby
-> part 1, part 2, part 3, part 5, part 6
*romance dawns your trio* celebrating the end of the semester with these fools
mom says it’s my turn to do a post TS redesign
i like to think zoro adds red to his palette for luffy. more design notes under da cut
Hey V @zaharya!!! This is my gift to you for the exchange :) Reading your wonderful fic made my heart beat real hard ; w ; so I wanted to capture one of my fave scenes!!
I referenced @tofublock's wave at the bottom of page 2 so go check out their beautiful artwork! and IF YOU DIDNT SEE THE LINK TO V'S FIC UP THERE THEN GO CLICK THE ONE BELOW TO READ CHAPTER 1!!!!!
that's one for you
Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(
God forbid women do anything
Where do u think I got the afterburner lol